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Who From Bay 13 Would You Have A Beer With?

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That’s what worries me about drinking with Elmo, as we all know, he likes to leave early.
Or he’ll get banned from the pub before it gets to his turn to buy
 

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No because I am INCREDIBLY distinct. That's actually something a lot of people notice about me, they same I am rather distinct.
Alright Jazz, you’ve talked me into it. And by INCREDIBLY distinct, I assume you’re talking about your two heads.
 
Guys it's okay to admit you would invite me, you don't have to be shy about it. We all know you would as I am excellent company and know many interesting anecdotes and things and I am quite good at monopoly and charades.
Five minutes of you talking about Titanic, Tasmania, and obscure hipster bands, and I’d be heading for the exit.
 

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I would invite StackedHunch who seems like a ripping bloke but suspect we would strongly disagree on the latest Iran v Israel conflict (I have being reported on Facebook by several sooks for starting Iran has every right to defend itself)

Feels like we are heading towards World War 3 the way things are going BTW, so might as well enjoy as many drinks as we can
 
Are you sure they weren’t begging you to take a shower to get de-stinked?
No because I usually give them a strange look and say 'um thanks, that's a rather interesting compliment. What do you mean I distinct?' and they say "I can tell you are very much one individual personality and if you had a bigfooty account, for example. Have you heard of bigfooty?" and I say "Yes" and they say "...well if you tried to make a second account you are so distinct that I don't think it would work. It would be too obvious. I noticed that about you as soon as you walked in". I usually cry after that because after years of false bullying about accounts that I don't even have, it feels very gratifying to hear that about myself.
 
No because I usually give them a strange look and say 'um thanks, that's a rather interesting compliment. What do you mean I distinct?' and they say "I can tell you are very much one individual personality and if you had a bigfooty account, for example. Have you heard of bigfooty?" and I say "Yes" and they say "...well if you tried to make a second account you are so distinct that I don't think it would work. It would be too obvious. I noticed that about you as soon as you walked in". I usually cry after that because after years of false bullying about accounts that I don't even have, it feels very gratifying to hear that about myself.

Imagine going into a bar and mentioning Big Footy as a topic of conversation???
 

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I would invite StackedHunch who seems like a ripping bloke but suspect we would strongly disagree on the latest Iran v Israel conflict (I have being reported on Facebook by several sooks for starting Iran has every right to defend itself)

Feels like we are heading towards World War 3 the way things are going BTW, so might as well enjoy as many drinks as we can

They're both ****ing awful regimes whose leaders deserve to be dragged through the streets and farewelled by baying mobs. I wish the missiles would target the settlements tbh.
 

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