TheGoatBaron
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Oh here he isYou would buy the first round then he'd welch on his turn![]()
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Oh here he isYou would buy the first round then he'd welch on his turn![]()
That’s what worries me about drinking with Elmo, as we all know, he likes to leave early.You would buy the first round then he'd welch on his turn![]()
Or he’ll get banned from the pub before it gets to his turn to buyThat’s what worries me about drinking with Elmo, as we all know, he likes to leave early.
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Farken lolJust don't take him to an RSL
Alright Jazz, you’ve talked me into it. And by INCREDIBLY distinct, I assume you’re talking about your two heads.No because I am INCREDIBLY distinct. That's actually something a lot of people notice about me, they same I am rather distinct.
Five minutes of you talking about Titanic, Tasmania, and obscure hipster bands, and I’d be heading for the exit.Guys it's okay to admit you would invite me, you don't have to be shy about it. We all know you would as I am excellent company and know many interesting anecdotes and things and I am quite good at monopoly and charades.
I’ve never seen Titanic so I might find that interesting.Five minutes of you talking about Titanic, Tasmania, and obscure hipster bands, and I’d be heading for the exit.
Speaking from personal experience?Just don't take him to an RSL
And that’s just about the Titanic for meFive minutes of you talking about Titanic, Tasmania, and obscure hipster bands, and I’d be heading for the exit.
It’s because of things he’s posted about the ANZAC’s and Gallipoli.Speaking from personal experience?
Are you sure they weren’t begging you to take a shower to get de-stinked?No because I am INCREDIBLY distinct. That's actually something a lot of people notice about me, they same I am rather distinct.
I’d rather not look, I’d most likely get angryIt’s because of things he’s posted about the ANZAC’s and Gallipoli.
No because I usually give them a strange look and say 'um thanks, that's a rather interesting compliment. What do you mean I distinct?' and they say "I can tell you are very much one individual personality and if you had a bigfooty account, for example. Have you heard of bigfooty?" and I say "Yes" and they say "...well if you tried to make a second account you are so distinct that I don't think it would work. It would be too obvious. I noticed that about you as soon as you walked in". I usually cry after that because after years of false bullying about accounts that I don't even have, it feels very gratifying to hear that about myself.Are you sure they weren’t begging you to take a shower to get de-stinked?
No because I usually give them a strange look and say 'um thanks, that's a rather interesting compliment. What do you mean I distinct?' and they say "I can tell you are very much one individual personality and if you had a bigfooty account, for example. Have you heard of bigfooty?" and I say "Yes" and they say "...well if you tried to make a second account you are so distinct that I don't think it would work. It would be too obvious. I noticed that about you as soon as you walked in". I usually cry after that because after years of false bullying about accounts that I don't even have, it feels very gratifying to hear that about myself.
Yeah it's weird that people always bring that up to me irl.Imagine going into a bar and mentioning Big Footy as a topic of conversation???
I would invite StackedHunch who seems like a ripping bloke but suspect we would strongly disagree on the latest Iran v Israel conflict (I have being reported on Facebook by several sooks for starting Iran has every right to defend itself)
Feels like we are heading towards World War 3 the way things are going BTW, so might as well enjoy as many drinks as we can
Yeah it's weird that people always bring that up to me irl.
I hate people who appropriate my culture like that.Suspect there's a strong overlap between BigFooty posters and Elf cosplayers.
No because I am INCREDIBLY distinct. That's actually something a lot of people notice about me, they same I am rather distinct.
Not only that, but you wouldn't know which alter ego would rock up. No hot friends either, easy skip.Five minutes of you talking about Titanic, Tasmania, and obscure hipster bands, and I’d be heading for the exit.