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It’s so obvious that any Port supporter suggesting otherwise is in gross denial. More than that, they have also matched up better against us for years. Crouch dominating Wines for much of the last decade when they go head-to-head being prime example.
If you go on the wanganeen milera thread, you'll see those posts. I just laugh
 
So you’re telling me the side that should have won by 100 points in 2017 is way better now?
So you’re predicting a 200 point win this year?
If they were playing us probably and no they're just much more even across the park, statistically better than they were in 2017 with no injuries whatsoever peaking at the right time. I can see them beating Geelong or Collingwood in a final / Grand final. Richmond were a different beast. Hungrier.
 
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Did Ken really say in the press conference that he hates showdowns?

F*** me what a colossal non-competitive loser this guy is, does he even like football?

I wonder if he has any idea the mental dogwhistle that sends out to all the players when they hear that, if the head coach doesn't like showdowns, why should the players?
 
Only noticed the final scores in the ressies but have just seen they had +15 scoring shots.

So + 38 scoring shots across the two teams.

****ing. Grim.
 

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This has been the biggest problem with South Australian football, and Port as of late. Serious players don't want to come here because there's no formula for success. We cultivated an environment where our players are celebs who can do no wrong and are guaranteed football week in and week out regardless of how poorly they have played.

The whole team have zero intestinal fortitude, they're weak, and every single fan who has bought into every stupid, pointless gimmick is complicit to the death of Port Adelaide Football Club.

Those of us who have been saying for years now that this coach and this board are not suited for a premiership dynasty have been told we're not true fans. It's an absolute farce.
 
The epitome of what this club has become under Ken and the current administrations tenure.

No hunger, completely lacking any competitive edge and desire to win at any cost.

Example. Been getting reamed by the umpires all year, the players capitulate rather than doubling down. If you know the umps are calling you for the ticky touch ones, intimidate the umps by going in even harder, knee the kidneys, break a rib or collarbone, play dirty. If the umps call you on bullshit frees, take it out on the opposition.
 
The players probably gathered at a vegan friendly cafe this morning to discuss last nights game.

Topics included:

  • How cold their fingers were last night
  • Brainstorming ways to fake a mass gastro outbreak to avoid playing Geelong this week
  • Live Group chat with Ken telling him how much they love him
  • in depth review of Bali, Europe & other end of season destinations
  • if Carr introduces uncompromising high standards, who will lead the coup?
 

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Crows claim 4 of the top 5 biggest wins.
The two biggest wins are both against Hinkley with two different coaches, Nicks and Pyke.

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Their sole aims are:

1) Make money spitting out retro gear at the port store week after week.

2) ...
Mate it's bad to say but I was happy we lost the retro guernsey game this year because it was never spoken of again. If we won it you know the club would be putting out random social media pics and clips of how fire it was
 
This is like poetry. It's beautiful.

Allow me to join in with some of my own

Bald

Fat

Pepsi

Donuts
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