2026 Blosers team changes

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Out
Curnow
TDK
SOSj
Doc
Voss
Dignity
2025 First Round pick

In
Kern
An extended 30 year rebuild

 

[zackah]

I thought they traded Dignity for Orazio a few years ago.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

I thought they traded Dignity for Orazio a few years ago.

They did, but there’s a stash of dignity warehoused in brown paper bags.

 

[frggr]

Frank Evans getting another year? Hell yeah!

 

[V23]

OUT
Operating rental expense

IN
Rent-free period in sthmelb_dimmies’ head

 

[frggr]

I hear Blake Acres

13

Blake Acres

Age

30

Ht

193cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

7.7

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

8.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.8

4star

is heading back West

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Out
Curnow
TDK
SOSj
Doc
Voss
Dignity
2025 First Round pick

In
Kern
An extended 30 year rebuild

How is that porker Logan McDonald going ?

Curnow is staying btw numbnuts.

South Melbourne was the most pathetic/embarrassing franchise in VFL history btw

 

[hawkman]

I hear Blake Acres is heading back West

Unlucky for whichever WAFL club takes him. Probably West Coast would do it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I hear Blake Acres is heading back West

Good, another overpaid dildo.

Carlton is having an old fashioned proper clean out. Couldn't be happier

 

[V23]

I thought they traded Dignity for Orazio a few years ago.

Would be your second-best player… and best small forward #lolkako

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton is having an old fashioned proper clean out. Couldn't be happier

Yeah we can tell

** * you small pee pee Nepo Baby

Your old man is a grub who is doing his best to destroy St Kilda from within (Wanganeen-Milera has agreed to sign to sign with Port Adelaide)

The only decent Silvagni was Sergio.

You ain't worth close to 800 K per year Whacko Jacko and I am glad you are leaving dicktaco

Epic melt

 

[JoseMourinho]

Yeah we can tell



Epic melt

shais missing you, sav. he said you havent been calling back

 

[Kabanna]

How is that porker Logan McDonald going ?

Curnow is staying btw numbnuts.

South Melbourne was the most pathetic/embarrassing franchise in VFL history btw

He’s only not leaving because he’s “contracted”. Give him a year or 2 and he’ll be gone no doubt.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

He’s only not leaving because he’s “contracted”. Give him a year or 2 and he’ll be gone no doubt.

Contracted until the end of 2029 haha

 

[Kabanna]

Contracted until the end of 2029 haha

And? Contracts don’t mean much these days. But if that’s the stance the club wants to take, enjoy his shanks out from point blank range for a few more years.

I can tell you right now, from experience - where there’s smoke, there’s fire. If there’s a player who doesn’t want to be at the club any more, it’s just best to let them go.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

shais missing you, sav. he said you havent been calling back

Is this the guy who is 60+ points off the lead of the AFLCA champion player award and who kicked 1.3 in his last game? Maybe he should try aiming between the big sticks