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News Goodwin Sacked - has taken his big book of LEARNINGS to Sydney

What happens to well known public figure Simon Goodwin during this 2025 season?

  • Sacked in rounds 1-8

  • Sacked in rounds 9-16

  • Sacked in rounds 17-24

  • Sacked post-season

  • Extended for 2 more years

  • Ratified in Constitution as Demon Spiritual Leader for life


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Next Saints fan I come across, I need to remember to buy them a beer.
Yeah nah, I called my dad yesterday and he was still harping on about how good a win it was, he can get ****ed honestly.
 
Someone called up SEN today and said Goodwin was like the energy vampire from What We Do In the Shadows

I haven't seen the show so I had to look it up

Brilliant show, even better reference lol
 
Someone called up SEN today and said Goodwin was like the energy vampire from What We Do In the Shadows

I haven't seen the show so I had to look it up

I recognise that actor as Pryce from Better Call Saul. This scene is all time. It’s like a metaphor for Goodwin talking up contest defence and ‘uncle Fester’ taking it off of us…

 

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Someone in the office was speaking to the man in the coffee van out front. He claims he has been told by someone at bowls that Goodwin has been told he won’t be coach next year. Take that with a huge grain of salt. Or coffee even.
Caravan rumours

Coffee van rumours :thumbsu:
 
Anyone tried rolling out any of Goodwins famous lines at work to there bosses after a **** up?

“We are working incredibly hard, we will take some learnings from this”
The inane corporate cliche burblings that spill out of Goodwin’s mouth are far more likely to come from employer to employee.
 
Anyone tried rolling out any of Goodwins famous lines at work to there bosses after a **** up?

“We are working incredibly hard, we will take some learnings from this”
Manager: Dancing Potato, where's that damn report?

DP: I think we can be incredibly proud of my effort in the first half of the report. I lost my shape a bit in the second half and didn't take my chances. I was in a winning position and was working incredibly hard. It's an incredibly even industry out there right now, and if you don't realise that then you haven't been scrolling LinkedIn.

Manager: ...what?

DP: My contested report writing just wasn't at the level I know it can be. I'll take some valuable learnings from this into next week's report.

Manager: You're fired.

DP:
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I recognise that actor as Pryce from Better Call Saul. This scene is all time. It’s like a metaphor for Goodwin talking up contest defence and ‘uncle Fester’ taking it off of us…


To flesh out this metaphor further. The loud mouth guy is Melbourne/Goodwin, the guns are contest/defence. Uncle Fester is basically every half decent AFL team and Man Mountain is Carlton.
 

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Manager: Dancing Potato, where's that damn report?

DP: I think we can be incredibly proud of my effort in the first half of the report. I lost my shape a bit in the second half and didn't take my chances. I was in a winning position and was working incredibly hard. It's an incredibly even industry out there right now, and if you don't realise that then you haven't been scrolling LinkedIn.

Manager: ...what?

DP: My contested report writing just wasn't at the level I know it can be. I'll take some valuable learnings from this into next week's report.

Manager: You're fired.

DP:
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There were some words in the last paragraph of your report that you really liked.
 
Paul Guerra is a massive supporter of Goodwin aswell
Fantastic news 👏🏻
What kind of spell does Simon have on everyone? Is he the evil version of Ben Kenobi or Emperor Palpatine with his Jedi/Sith Mind trick?
 
There were some words in the last paragraph of your report that you really liked.
"So in saying that, I will extend your contract by a further 3 years, irrespective of performance. I will make them like you!"
 

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