Game Day Tbe dismal no future Cuz Brad's Essingtin Bumbers vs Vossy’s 2026 Top Four Bound Carlton Blue Steel Blues

[Elmer_Hauser]

Baggers by 102 points

zackah to go mysteriously awol aka #entertainingguests

Nics way for us to exit a troubled and injury riddled season. Elms.

 

[the avoca drover]

Crap thread title, please do better

 

[FISTO]

The quality of the teams and OP…

One is reminded of a certain now deceased monarch cringing.

 

[springvale_mackers]

You going to the game Elmo or just spamming it up hard in here?

 

[zackah]

Carlton to bookend their season with the two most embarrassing losses of the year. If not the decade

You hate to see it

 

[Bont2Bruce]

The only question about this dead rubber is whether the standard will be worse than the time Essendon and Richmond played each other and neither team could score a goal for over an hour.

 

[Dinsdale]

Expect both teams to come out swinging

 

[catscratchfever]

Who Cares v Who Cares

Two minnow, nay amoeba… make that two bacteria clubs that everyone else will be finally happy to see the arse-end of once they collapse into the sunset.

You want corruption? Drugs? Dick pic scandals? Then you’ve come to the right place!

As far as this game goes: Carltoon over the Pincushions by 35 brown paper bags.

 

[jannissary]

if carlton don't win by 99, fold the club

 

[TheGoatBaron]

if carlton don't win by 99, fold the club

This sounds only fair

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Also where’s the ****ing poll?

 

[zackah]

Also where’s the ****ing poll?

Added

 

[Footy Is Good]

The Drugs* V The Scum

 

[springvale_mackers]

Where’s the option for Elmo getting bant?

 

[Footy Is Good]

Where's the frggr has no penis option?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Bombers by 23

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Added

Thank you. Least someone is sane around here or at least appear to be

 

[StackedHunch]

You going to the game Elmo or just spamming it up hard in here?

Surely he's going to his one last chance to see t1ts this year.

 

[jannissary]

You going to the game Elmo or just spamming it up hard in here?

if we kick the first goal he'll be at the royal by quarter time

 

[jannissary]

also tbe

 

[STPer18]

Vossy’s 2026 Top Four Bound Carlton Blue Steel Blues​

#DKMBackfire for next season.

 

[frggr]

#DKMBackfire for next season.

Mods should just backfire it now. They can flogstradamus it later if a miracle occurs (eg Vossy being their coach for the entirety of 2026 and they make top 4.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You going to the game Elmo or just spamming it up hard in here?

None of my relies are available to take care of my Mum (who cannot stay alone by herself anymore) so alas staying home.

 

[Plugger35]

Hopefully Carlton win as it should give us a better draft pick but the useless campaigners will probably still find a way to lose.

 

[springvale_mackers]

None of my relies are available to take care of my Mum (who cannot stay alone by herself anymore) so alas staying home.

That sucks mate. One of me old mates from the locals missus passed away from alzheimers last week. Horrible stuff. I do feel for ya mate.