The Kens Last Game Bingo Card

[Enviable Tradition]

A bit of fun to celebrate Ken's last game.

What do you have on your bingo card?

I'll start it off with 3.

1. Scoreless quarter
2. "I've been in footy a long time"
3. Jed McEntee one out at full forward.

Add your own and we can tick them off one by one tonight.

 

[Young Gun #6]

Have to continue to work harder for longer....even when I'm gone

 

[bomberclifford]

Aliir off injured before half time.

 

[chachi11]

Faux tears

 

[Sleezy]

Ratio of i50:score of 1:1

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Ken laughing with his assistants as the Suns extend their lead to 48 points just before half time.

 

[Rash]

donuts getting drove around AO in a MG

 

[Grave Danger]

"When the club was on its knees..."

"The teal team" (if Kelli commentating)

"THE RIGHT MAN STANDING DOWN" (if Drayno commentating - ironically)

 

[Fizzler]

Anyone psychotic enough to try and count how many times they show Ken between the start of Q1 and the end of Q4? Have to think the over/under is about 150

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

Ewan Mackinlay sub

 

[JimmyBC]

Two bowls of lolly teeth & snakes consumed in the first quarter

 

[VineValerian]

It's a tough competition.

Aeroplane wings windmilling.

Someone has to lose, and it's generally us.

Owen Five.

Youse thought I was a genius.

Diet Coke bonanza.

 

[Doctor Feel]

PISS

 

[EskimoPAFC]

The boys stepping up and playing for Ken

 

[The Terrible Thinker]

Oh please go full Jim Richards.

 

[GoPorts]

Kick long and deep to the pockets

 

[snozulu]

Atkins to be chaired off by Boak and Ken.

 

[Rising Power]

"Andrew Mackie

Andrew Mackie

Age

41

Ht

193cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.2

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.7

5star

T

2.1

4star

MG

346.7

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.0

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.2

4star

text"
"Ripper"
"Access"
"Harrison Ramm wasn't born when the Ramsgate saga happened" or similar

 

[Duck Farmer]

Surprise guest appearance by Shaun Hart

Shaun Hart

Age

54

Ht

175cm

Wt

74kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.1

4star

K

10.5

4star

HB

5.6

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

24.2

5star

K

15.2

5star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.0

5star

T

2.6

4star

in the coaches' box only this time Hinkley high fives him while wearing fake lolly teeth.

 

[portforever]

It's a tough competition.

Aeroplane wings windmilling.

Someone has to lose, and it's generally us.

Owen Five.

Youse thought I was a genius.

Diet Coke bonanza.

you get what you deserve, and we got 13 years of it

 

[RossFC]

Lachie Jones stinker, or Lachie Jones masterclass/hamstring.

 

[SparklingAle69]

Final minor round games are scary.

 

[Cam1870]

GC go to an early 4 goal lead. We peg it back and go a goal up 10 min into the 3rd quarter. GC win by 6 goals. We win inside 50s by 20
Classic Ken

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Thank you Ken
Ken Hinkley saved Port Adelaide
Father figure
Raw emotion
Players doing it for Ken
58% win/loss record
Player's coach
Loved by players and fans alike

 

[Duck Farmer]

Thank you Ken
Ken Hinkley saved Port Adelaide
Father figure
Raw emotion
Players doing it for Ken
58% win/loss record
Player's coach
Loved by players and fans alike

Looks like you've seen the notes scrawled in texta on Koch's forearm before he gives the after-match speech in the John Halbert Room.