What is your worst AFL nightmare?

[Freomaniac]

What is likely to happen this weekend.

Dockers lose to dogs. Dockers ended up 9th with 15 wins and 8 defeats

 

[Father Noel Furlong]

Carlton or Collingwood getting to 17 flags first i suppose!

 

[Purple Suit]

What is likely to happen this weekend.

Dockers lose to dogs. Dockers ended up 9th with 15 wins and 8 defeats

 

[woopedazz]

My team's coach getting murdered, then getting replaced by a weirdo, then capitulating in a grand final after pulling a ridiculous pose during the anthem (when the captain booked a plane seat for the premiership cup for the return journey home), then torturing a bunch of indigenous players and creating disharmony in the playing group and creating a shit culture, then spiralling to bottom of the table, then a world wide pandemic, then my captain being a racist, then losing a billion games to an inability to show any form of resilience when the chips are down (read: umpires), then suddenly turning it all around, then a fan favourite using slurs, then...

 

[Pistol Night]

My team's coach getting murdered, then getting replaced by a weirdo, then capitulating in a grand final after pulling a ridiculous pose during the anthem (when the captain booked a plane seat for the premiership cup for the return journey home), then torturing a bunch of indigenous players and creating disharmony in the playing group and creating a shit culture, then spiralling to bottom of the table, then a world wide pandemic, then my captain being a racist, then losing a billion games to an inability to show any form of resilience when the chips are down (read: umpires), then suddenly turning it all around, then a fan favourite using slurs, then...

Walshy was absolutely devastating. Watching your boys play the next week clearly not in the right head space and crying leaving the ground was hard to watch. I was at the Pies/Hawks game the day after it happened and when the players all circled up arm in arm after the siren and everyone realised what was going on and applauded it was a moment footy makes you proud

 

[Rabish Binney]

We go out in straight sets.....

 

[Pistol Night]

We go out in straight sets.....

Nah. You’ll win a home semi…

 

[Corn Cobbers]

What is likely to happen this weekend.

Dockers lose to dogs. Dockers ended up 9th with 15 wins and 8 defeats

Ok dodged that one you're free

My worst nightmare is N Daicos leaving, I simply would not cope

 

[StillAtLarge]

Probably playing full forward for Hawthorn and leading towards Conor Nash

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Conor Nash

Age

27

Ht

198cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.8

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.1

5star

CL

0.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

8.4

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

0.2

2star

in full flight

 

[Jatz]

Carlton or Collingwood getting to 17 flags first i suppose!

Won't be us.

Collingwood could wait a decade and probably still beat both our clubs.

 

[Pistol Night]

Won't be us.

Collingwood could wait a decade and probably still beat both our clubs.

If we don’t win it this year we’ll probably have to. What a sad trio we’ll be.

 

[Xtreme]

Geelong winning a threepeat

Luckily it won't happen as they can't even win back to back premierships!!!

 

[Corkintheocean]

A bye week prior to finals, effectively sapping all momentum from a season when there has been very little accrued to begin with....oh.

 

[Vindicater]

Dodo coming back.

 

[Scotland]

Freo beating Hawthorn in the GF.

 

[north_lad]

Wayne Carey nailing my favourite players wife, ripping the heart out of the club, only to wind up playing for the Crows - one of my most hated teams. YAY

 

[Jatz]

Dodo coming back.

In that vain, SOS coming back.

That TDK deal will age like milk.

 

[Kobe Gryant]

Walshy was absolutely devastating. Watching your boys play the next week clearly not in the right head space and crying leaving the ground was hard to watch. I was at the Pies/Hawks game the day after it happened and when the players all circled up arm in arm after the siren and everyone realised what was going on and applauded it was a moment footy makes you proud

I still vividly remember getting woken up at 5.40am on a freezing winter morning to the words "Phil Walsh is dead" and just thinking I was in this weird parallel dream state or something.

It really did put everything into perspective. I was at the Coll/Hawks match too, and rarely has a game of footy felt of less consequence.

Just a tragic story.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Ok dodged that one you're free

My worst nightmare is N Daicos leaving, I simply would not cope

You would cope because then you would see him for what he really is. A disloyal me me me squib receiver who sleeps with the light on.

 

[Rabish Binney]

Nah. You’ll win a home semi…

Well I hope so.....quietly confident but that's about it.

 

[Pistol Night]

You would cope because then you would see him for what he really is. A disloyal me me me squib receiver who sleeps with the light on.

**** me you're relentless if nothing else

 

[Pistol Night]

Wayne Carey nailing my favourite players wife, ripping the heart out of the club, only to wind up playing for the Crows - one of my most hated teams. YAY

Which favourite player?

 

[Corn Cobbers]

You would cope because then you would see him for what he really is. A disloyal me me me squib receiver who sleeps with the light on.

A precocious talent tracking towards GOAT status

 

[Pistol Night]

A precocious talent tracking towards GOAT status

I dont buy into any of the GOAT talk one bit unless of course there's a serial arse clencher in the thread and then i think the case needs to be stated. Lethal is the GOAT, followed by Carey.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I dont buy into any of the GOAT talk one bit unless of course there's a serial arse clencher in the thread and then i think the case needs to be stated. Lethal is the GOAT, followed by Carey.

For me it's Ablett snr

Matthews too much of a thug imo

GOAT talk is a long way off, at this point he's only tracking that way