Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

[Wosh]

In the interests of keeping your back and forth shite fights out of match threads so normal people can talk.

Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

 

[Grin]

Yes I’m melting very hard. If you keep saying the word melt enough I’ve heard you actually turn into an internet, or something.

Settle PB
We're just having a bit of fun

 

[PhatBoy]

You obsessed mob keep tagging me.
But you're right. I can't seem to get enough of your salty melt downs. Very immature of me I know. But I just find them hilarious

I guess you do need something to keep your interest in September

 

[PhatBoy]

Settle PB
We're just having a bit of fun

As was I hence my last sentence

 

[Mr Meow]

You obsessed mob keep tagging me.
But you're right. I can't seem to get enough of your salty melt downs. Very immature of me I know. But I just find them hilarious

Keep posting here if you need to chat about Geelong. Only leaving will show you have no interest in doing so.

 

[Grin]

Yes, because a high percentage of the posts in this thread get moved here from other threads - many of them Geelong-specific ones.

But you knew that before you posted the above comment, didn’t you.

I think every one's aware of the many Geelong supporters on so many threads falling to peices over Richmond

 

[Mr Meow]

I think every one's aware of the many Geelong supporters on so many threads falling to peices over Richmond

You're still here talking about Geelong and its supporters.

 

[PhatBoy]

I think every one's aware of the many Geelong supporters on so many threads falling to peices over Richmond

But we don’t, do we: because apart from my tongue-in-cheek shots at the Tigers about their own litany of rorts, I don’t think the Cats give a shit about the Tigers’ success and how it was achieved. As far as I’m concerned despite my enjoyment of inventing conspiracy theories directed at one specific poster the Tigers along with Geelong, Hawthorn and Brisbane, are one of the four truly great modern sides and there’s no other way of framing it. If I genuinely believed in anything that discredited your team or club I’d take to every Tigers thread with reckless abandon to try and tear down their achievements and find a way to belittle them as a team or club. As opposed to simply belittling a segment of their supporter base.

 

[Grin]

You're still here talking about Geelong and its supporters.

You're still here melting at Richmond supporters

 

[Grin]

But we don’t, do we: because apart from my tongue-in-cheek shots at the Tigers about their own litany of rorts, I don’t think the Cats give a shit about the Tigers’ success and how it was achieved. As far as I’m concerned despite my enjoyment of inventing conspiracy theories directed at one specific poster the Tigers along with Geelong, Hawthorn and Brisbane, are one of the four truly great modern sides and there’s no other way of framing it. If I genuinely believed in anything that discredited your team or club I’d take to every Tigers thread with reckless abandon to try and tear down their achievements and find a way to belittle them as a team or club. As opposed to simply belittling a segment of their supporter base.

Nice melt
Appreciated that one

 

[Mr Meow]

You're still here melting at Richmond supporters

I'm not sure why you guys still care about Geelong so much. We haven't played a match of significance against each other in years. Anyway keep posting here if you are still obsessed with Geelong. Leave if you aren't. Up to you.

 

[Grin]

I'm not sure why you guys still care about Geelong so much. We haven't played a match of significance against each other in years. Anyway keep posting here if you are still obsessed with Geelong. Leave if you aren't. Up to you.

Right you are.
This thread's the almost exclusive domain of Richmond obsessed Geelong supporters. You're quite a sensitive bunch and you don't appreciate Richmond supporters coming in here trolling you and stirring you up.

 

[Mr Meow]

Right you are.
This thread's the almost exclusive domain of Richmond obsessed Geelong supporters. You're quite a sensitive bunch and you don't appreciate Richmond supporters coming in here trolling you and stirring you up.

Oops you posted about Geelong again, looks like the obsession can't be let go.

 

[The Casey Cat]

Right you are.
This thread's the almost exclusive domain of Richmond obsessed Geelong supporters. You're quite a sensitive bunch and you don't appreciate Richmond supporters coming in here trolling you and stirring you up.

Ah yes of course 'Richmond obsessed'. We have no time for dipsh!t Richmond supporters like you who like to pretend we cheat and the AFL is against them. Apart from that we don't care. Comparing the Geelong board chatter during a Richmond game to the other way around is actually embarrassing to read. I feel uncomfortable I share the Earth (never mind a footy forum) with such stupid, unfortunate people.

 

[Chip Scab1]

So we are living in fantasy world I see and just making crap up.

Playing richmond and hawthorn and collingwood at the mcg in our home games is one of the most disgraceful disadvantages in world sport. It would be an unjust disadvantage if it was played in a neutral ground like the scg but to play it at your home den in front of all your rabid supporters booing our players non stop when you are the away team is a disgrace. Cant find equivalent examples in professional world sport. Under a fair scenario geelong should have 6 flags in the last twenty years

Playing home games at a ground in your home city is literally what every other club gets. Including yours. Geelong just gets less of it. To try and argue our disadvantage is an advantage is flat earth thinking.

Wont respond to the rest of the made up fantasy nonsense, which is just a cognitive dissonance coping mechanism to deal with the fact your club is inferior. Its MAGA level thinking refinforced by social media warriors who are all suffering the same cognitive dissonance inferiority problem.

The irony is your club used to complain about playing a home game at docklands which is literally still in your home city. You can walk from the mcg to docklands. And you guys thought that was an abhorrent unjustice. The hyporicsy is staggering.

Life isn't fair, petal.

You're still paying your dues from the Pyramid fiasco where hard-working Australians (Melbourne-ians probably) bailed out your city and its inhabitants.

You've had no end of legs ups (inc said taxpayer buying you a brand new ground ffs), I suppose your analysis doesn't include the fact that in the entire sporting world, there's very few examples of government paying for enormous upgrades of their home ground that nobody else wants to use. So no, you're exactly where you ought to be....a good chance of winning another flag thanks to excellent decision after excellent decision.

Thankfully, you have to play Hawthorn so one of you lot can't win or make it. Good.

 

[sosos]

I wonder if this little club will ever learn to stand on it's own 2 feet, and if it will ever earn a legitimate flag with no *, like Richmond did.

T*by M*tch*ll.

 

[74561347]

You should spend less time reading the thesaurus

 

[Tall poppy Syndrome]

You should spend less time reading the thesaurus

Realistically if two of us saur the thesaurus it would be syllablistically palindromic though not properly palindromic. Though realistically I’m being properly melodramatic.

 

[Micksy]

Maybe he confused blind with deaf and was just talking loudly

WHAT?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Seems to me that Geelong have a women and respect problem.
There was Gary Rohan

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having an work place affair with the masseuse. There is an alleged rapist still on the list. Chris Scott

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wanted to recruit Tarryn Thomas

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for a time and Bailey Smith

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and Chris Scott

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disrepecting women.
I don't think there's ever been a female president or CEO and there's only one women on the board.

 

[PhatBoy]

Seems to me that Geelong have a women and respect problem.
There was Gary Rohan having an work place affair with the masseuse. There is an alleged rapist still on the list. Chris Scott wanted to recruit Tarryn Thomas for a time and Bailey Smith and Chris Scott disrepecting women.
I don't think there's ever been a female president or CEO and there's only one women on the board.

Could you spare us the sanctimonious holier than thou ‘I give a shit about humanity’ bullshit for more than 3 consecutive seconds, please.

Your club has had a break and enter specialist, a man who had an affair with a staff member coaching it while in camp, a man who belted a member of the general public who if I remember rightly you yourself wanted to make every excuse under the sun for, you had a 2017 flag winner take a pic of a topless girl with a premiership medal and then share it without her consent.

Oh but all that’s fine - because they happened to Richmond.

You’re a disgrace mate.

At some point you will graduate from day care and realise that human beings at all workplaces, sporting clubs and institutions f**k up. And you f**k up as well and don’t have the right to play this ivory tower card every day of your life as though you’re perfect. All you do when you start posting this stuff is make yourself look stupid. That’s it. That’s literally all you achieve.

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Could you spare us the sanctimonious holier than thou ‘I give a shit about humanity’ bullshit for more than 3 consecutive seconds, please.

Your club has had a break and enter specialist, a man who had an affair with a staff member coaching it while in camp, a man who belted a member of the general public who if I remember rightly you yourself wanted to make every excuse under the sun for, you had a 2017 flag winner take a pic of a topless girl with a premiership medal and then share it without her consent.

Oh but all that’s fine - because they happened to Richmond.

You’re a disgrace mate.

At some point you will graduate from day care and realise that human beings at all workplaces, sporting clubs and institutions f**k up. And you f**k up as well and don’t have the right to play this ivory tower card every day of your life as though you’re perfect. All you do when you start posting this stuff is make yourself look stupid. That’s it. That’s literally all you achieve.

Look mate, it's a serious issue. Biclavs had to come out and say Geelong don't have a cultural problem.
You need to admit that there's an issue there.

 

[PhatBoy]

Look mate, it's a serious issue. Biclavs had to come out and say Geelong don't have a cultural problem.
You need to admit that there's an issue there.

No he didn’t. He got interviewed by a journalist who either called him as a contact or at a pre-planned media event and deliberately asked him a question related to it and he answered a question specifically about the issue.

I don’t need to admit anything as, you know, I don’t play for or work for Geelong and all, and Chris Scott getting feisty before a press conference and Bailey Smith having two run ins with photographers of two different genders in a month proves nothing like what you want it to mean.

Are you going to deliver a responsibility speech on behalf of the RFC, Aristotle Pickett?

 

[Whiskers]

Look mate, it's a serious issue. Biclavs had to come out and say Geelong don't have a cultural problem.
You need to admit that there's an issue there.

I get you’re trolling but how come you have so much free time to do it?

 

[Mr Meow]

Look mate, it's a serious issue. Biclavs had to come out and say Geelong don't have a cultural problem.
You need to admit that there's an issue there.

Most of your posts end up moved to this banter thread. That must be pretty demoralising.

 

[TigerTime88]

Ah yes of course 'Richmond obsessed'. We have no time for dipsh!t Richmond supporters like you who like to pretend we cheat and the AFL is against them. Apart from that we don't care. Comparing the Geelong board chatter during a Richmond game to the other way around is actually embarrassing to read. I feel uncomfortable I share the Earth (never mind a footy forum) with such stupid, unfortunate people.

Hilarious you have taken the time to go and compare. Why would anyone do that lol?