Things That Shit Me the Eighteenth

[MP_]

I choose to be abstemious on this topic

 

[scoman]

Why do so many people in the depature lounge think their carry on luggage needs a seat?

 

[Pistol Night]

Why do so many people in the depature lounge think their carry on luggage needs a seat?

Probably the same flogs that think they need to stand up as soon as the seatbelt light comes off and clog the aisle

 

[MarcMaverick]

Why do so many people in the depature lounge think their carry on luggage needs a seat?

A strange strain of MCS.

 

[JHF1870]

Free apps that offer virtually zero functionality that force you to pay. All Trails is absolutely useless unless I pay some $50

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

I like bird calls. I like hearing different birds where I live. But there is one bird species I wholeheartedly wish went extinct. The Eastern Koel (pronounced 'c*nt")



Every year from October through March you'll hear this bastard. I wish for bird genocide when I hear it.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

I like bird calls. I like hearing different birds where I live. But there is one bird species I wholeheartedly wish went extinct. The Eastern Koel (pronounced 'c*nt")



Every year from October through March you'll hear this bastard. I wish for bird genocide when I hear it.

Stormbirds! As a weather nerd I welcome them every spring

 

[MarcMaverick]

I like bird calls. I like hearing different birds where I live. But there is one bird species I wholeheartedly wish went extinct. The Eastern Koel (pronounced 'c*nt")



Every year from October through March you'll hear this bastard. I wish for bird genocide when I hear it.

Why? Its the sountrack of nature.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Stormbirds! As a weather nerd I welcome them every spring

Why? Its the sountrack of nature.

It's like a toothpick stabbing my eardrum. Starts at half three in the morning and goes untill 10am. Then starts about 4 in the arvo and can go until midnight.

Constant. Repetitive. Uh-UH? Uh-UH? Uh-UH?

Drives me mad.

 

[Over The Post]

"Never ask again" == "we'll keep on asking until you say yes"

 

[Gough]

I like bird calls. I like hearing different birds where I live. But there is one bird species I wholeheartedly wish went extinct. The Eastern Koel (pronounced 'c*nt")



Every year from October through March you'll hear this bastard. I wish for bird genocide when I hear it.

I feel like that about Phil Collins.

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

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"Never ask again" == "we'll keep on asking until you say yes"

When a person does that to a another they're a 'creep' but when a website does that to you it's 'charming'?

Double standards!!!

 

[cats_09]

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"Never ask again" == "we'll keep on asking until you say yes"

 

[Gralin]

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"Never ask again" == "we'll keep on asking until you say yes"

Thanks for reminding me to reset that for you again

 

[Big Sauce 21]

It's like a toothpick stabbing my eardrum. Starts at half three in the morning and goes untill 10am. Then starts about 4 in the arvo and can go until midnight.

Constant. Repetitive. Uh-UH? Uh-UH? Uh-UH?

Drives me mad.

I only hear them mid morning and lunch time. Gets my pump on. Heard one today. Checks forecast, big **** off storms forecast for tomorrow

 

[Madas]

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So glad that’s not just me

 

[rocker_oz33]

I feel like that about Phil Collins.

Did you marry him?
Did he write a song about you?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Christmas preparations being prepared already

As a Muslim Australian (admittedly non practising) i am petitioning my local shopping centre and MP to try get Santa Claus and all Christmas decorations outlawed from Shoppingtown until the last week of December.

Won't work of course, but i want to see how far i can push it, esp now that *wit Catholic Bible Bashing Bigoted campaigner Kevin Andews is dead.

I do think stuff like celebrating Christmas and its propaganda and crap in late October/Early Novermber is extremely offensive and inconsiderate to Aussies who don't celebrate this frankly commercial and frankly false period of so called holiness (most historians believe Jesus's Christ was born somewhere in July) and the Bible Brigade stole the December 25th date from the Pagans.

I also believe generally speaking Christmas as a holiday sets a very bad example for children. Such a selfish holiday. Islam isn't perfect but the Holy Month's of Ramadan teach children to think of the poor/sickly people globally and make sacrifices
daily on a physical basis to show empathy and compassion for those loving in poverty worldwide.

Tbh i say this every year though. I just hate Christmas overall, and its not just the religious aspect either. It's a selfish, capitalist pile of dogshit.

I promise not to drunkenly ruin another local Carrols in the Candlight event like I have done a few times in the past. I have matured.

 

[Neese]

I go to woolies and coles as a last resort Their product range supports mostly big business and not small business and local producers. They can GAGF. I always shop at Foodland in SA, or Drakes.

20 years ago 4 and 20 chicken vege pies used to be ok now they're mostly gravy with a bit of meat and a few peas. Theyre also stupidly small. Exactly why I stay away from big companies that only care about bottom line

I make my own pies in muffin tins. These are steak and kidney and are really filling. They freeze perfectly too.

 

[Cruyff14]

Christmas preparations being prepared already

As a Muslim Australian (admittedly non practising) i am petitioning my local shopping centre and MP to try get Santa Claus and all Christmas decorations outlawed from Shoppingtown until the last week of December.

Won't work of course, but i want to see how far i can push it, esp now that *wit Catholic Bible Bashing Bigoted campaigner Kevin Andews is dead.

I do think stuff like celebrating Christmas and its propaganda and crap in late October/Early Novermber is extremely offensive and inconsiderate to Aussies who don't celebrate this frankly commercial and frankly false period of so called holiness (most historians believe Jesus's Christ was born somewhere in July) and the Bible Brigade stole the December 25th date from the Pagans.

I also believe generally speaking Christmas as a holiday sets a very bad example for children. Such a selfish holiday. Islam isn't perfect but the Holy Month's of Ramadan teach children to think of the poor/sickly people globally and make sacrifices
daily on a physical basis to show empathy and compassion for those loving in poverty worldwide.

Tbh i say this every year though. I just hate Christmas overall, and its not just the religious aspect either. It's a selfish, capitalist pile of dogshit.

I promise not to drunkenly ruin another local Carrols in the Candlight event like I have done a few times in the past. I have matured.

Get real. This is a joke.

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Get real. This is a joke.

Don't bite.

 

[Madas]

Christmas preparations being prepared already

As a Muslim Australian (admittedly non practising) i am petitioning my local shopping centre and MP to try get Santa Claus and all Christmas decorations outlawed from Shoppingtown until the last week of December.

Won't work of course, but i want to see how far i can push it, esp now that *wit Catholic Bible Bashing Bigoted campaigner Kevin Andews is dead.

I do think stuff like celebrating Christmas and its propaganda and crap in late October/Early Novermber is extremely offensive and inconsiderate to Aussies who don't celebrate this frankly commercial and frankly false period of so called holiness (most historians believe Jesus's Christ was born somewhere in July) and the Bible Brigade stole the December 25th date from the Pagans.

I also believe generally speaking Christmas as a holiday sets a very bad example for children. Such a selfish holiday. Islam isn't perfect but the Holy Month's of Ramadan teach children to think of the poor/sickly people globally and make sacrifices
daily on a physical basis to show empathy and compassion for those loving in poverty worldwide.

Tbh i say this every year though. I just hate Christmas overall, and its not just the religious aspect either. It's a selfish, capitalist pile of dogshit.

I promise not to drunkenly ruin another local Carrols in the Candlight event like I have done a few times in the past. I have matured.

If you don’t like it then how about just shut up and don’t like it
What’s the point of acting like a twat trying to change something that brings joy to most families in Australias lives

Xmas is the best day of the year for many families as they get together with friends and family they may not have seen for a long while and relish the opportunity.

It’s some days off for parents who work their asses off all year to just enjoy the time
You are glossing over the positives
Most people don’t buy into the religious side of it but many do , who cares .

Leave them all be and maybe petition and rally against some real injustice in the world, or go down and help at the food bank

 

[Ghost Patrol]

If you don’t like it then how about just shut up and don’t like it
What’s the point of acting like a twat trying to change something that brings joy to most families in Australias lives

Xmas is the best day of the year for many families as they get together with friends and family they may not have seen for a long while and relish the opportunity.

It’s some days off for parents who work their asses off all year to just enjoy the time
You are glossing over the positives
Most people don’t buy into the religious side of it but many do , who cares .

Leave them all be and maybe petition and rally against some real injustice in the world, or go down and help at the food bank

Yeah it's not about Jesus, it's about Santa -the king of capitalism, patron saint of coca cola.

 

[Gralin]

Yeah it's not about Jesus, it's about Santa -the king of capitalism, patron saint of coca cola.

 

[Gralin]

Yeah it's not about Jesus, it's about Santa -the king of capitalism, patron saint of coca cola.

Yeah I gotta say getting drunk and ruining carols for other people probably isn't the way to go though

Assuming its true, can never tell with Elmer and it's not really worth the effort of working out if it's real or bait