Banter RDT CXCII - TDDS

[DorothyG]

There was also a rumour that someone found the property deed for the school and sold it on eBay but I take that with a grain of salt.

You say NSW, but this would be almost impossible to do in WA (although NSW does have a similar land tenure system to us, so again highly improbable), and even if it was, is entering some extremely serious Criminal Fraud areas.

 

[Bender_]

You say NSW, but this would be almost impossible to do in WA (although NSW does have a similar land tenure system to us, so again highly improbable), and even if it was, is entering some extremely serious Criminal Fraud areas.

Who invited the f*cken narc?

 

[THE A5]

Who invited the f*cken narc?

Did we just find Miguel Sanchez soul mate.

Also I’m pretty sure I either saw our ol social media manager kate (or someone that looks like her) and it made me think of Migs always chirping up to the Eagles twitter

 

[TY24]

Honestly, pretty fair ban. Cement in the pool was pretty bad, but most everything else at my school has been harmless. All the year 12s parking their cars on the oval for the day for example, just a bit silly.

We had the standard stuff too - glad wrapping the teachers cars etc. A select few spoiled it for everyone.

 

[THE A5]

We had the standard stuff too - glad wrapping the teachers cars etc. A select few spoiled it for everyone.

You guys also steal the grounds keepers buggy’s?

 

[txbyhull]

You guys also steal the grounds keepers buggy’s?

Try parading his dog around during closing ceremony

 

[Matele]

The one time my school tried a muck up day, one of the Year 12’s rocked up with some weed and pills and tried to sell it out of the art block during lunch.

Fair to say it didn’t happen again.

 

[TY24]

You guys also steal the grounds keepers buggy’s?

Groundskeepers at a school? La di dah!

 

[Goroyals22]

When I was growing up used to live right across the road from Penrhos college and muck up day in the 80,s was crazy. Eggs and water balloons down our whole fence line and on cars most of the way up the street… business really picked up when Como high school started invading the afternoon and paint bombs were added to the mix

 

[Goroyals22]

Groundskeepers at a school? La di dah!

 

[Mr Eagle]

The one time my school tried a muck up day, one of the Year 12’s rocked up with some weed and pills and tried to sell it out of the art block during lunch.

Fair to say it didn’t happen again.

The art teachers shut that shit down. That was THEIR territory!

 

[txbyhull]

Arguing with friends this morning about the merits of relatively athletic 20ish year olds being able to run the NFL 40 yard (~36.5m) dash. Saw Larry Wheels, a 270lbs (~110kg) fitness influencer and body builder run a 5.5s.

Turns out I’m an absolute dick. I said I could run it as fast as him and proceeded to do a 6.2. Giving myself the benefit of the doubt that I could do it with training. Crazy how these the occasional big fella in the NFL at 300+ can run a sub 5

 

[RookiePick]

Arguing with friends this morning about the merits of relatively athletic 20ish year olds being able to run the NFL 40 yard (~36.5m) dash. Saw Larry Wheels, a 270lbs (~110kg) fitness influencer and body builder run a 5.5s.

Turns out I’m an absolute dick. I said I could run it as fast as him and proceeded to do a 6.2. Giving myself the benefit of the doubt that I could do it with training. Crazy how these the occasional big fella in the NFL at 300+ can run a sub 5

The athleticism in NFL proper is truly insane. The game is abysmal to watch though. Made for highlights packages, not to attend.

I did some 20m run throughs with my daughter last year. She beat me by 10m and I needed an additional 25m to stop in. Fair to say I am past my prime. We play father/son footy match at the end of footy season and I'm scared to get out of a slow jog - just zero chance of pulling up these days and don't want to be "that guy" who flattens a kid and ruins the day.

 

[Dazzler9]

The athleticism in NFL proper is truly insane. The game is abysmal to watch though. Made for highlights packages, not to attend.

I did some 20m run throughs with my daughter last year. She beat me by 10m and I needed an additional 25m to stop in. Fair to say I am past my prime. We play father/son footy match at the end of footy season and I'm scared to get out of a slow jog - just zero chance of pulling up these days and don't want to be "that guy" who flattens a kid and ruins the day.

I play squash these days. If ever there's a sport that exposes how much a middle aged man slows down, athletically, that'd be it.

 

[RookiePick]

I play squash these days. If ever there's a sport that exposes how much a middle aged man slows down, athletically, that'd be it.

I used to love squash. We used to have a weekly hit 10-15 years ago when the kids were babies. Now we play old men's marbles or 10 pin once a month or so

 

[THE A5]

The dude in the fedora is the detective in charge of handling the Louvre heist.

Mans waited his whole life for this moment

 

[txbyhull]

The dude in the fedora is the detective in charge of handling the Louvre heist.

Mans wait his whole life for this moment

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Peak

 

[THE A5]

Imagine how terrible you must be when the likes of Tucker Carlson and MTG start to shit on you.

 

[Dazzler9]

Imagine how terrible you must be when the likes of Tucker Carlson and MTG start to shit on you.
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Mostly those two sh!t on decent human beings. Occasionally they sh!t on their own I guess.

 

[THE A5]

Mostly those two sh!t on decent human beings. Occasionally they sh!t on their own I guess.

Both seem to have mellowed out a fractionally recently too. Rats jumping a sinking ship??

 

[Bender_]

Some f*cker changed the packaging on my emergency microwave dinner (before buying).

Granted it was probably a much better flavour/recipe but ****en cheeky c*nt.

 

[Godfather32]

The dude in the fedora is the detective in charge of handling the Louvre heist.

Mans waited his whole life for this moment

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Is this real?

 

[THE A5]

Is this real?

Si papi

 

[Dazzler9]

Is this real?

If you want to solve an early 20th century crime, you need an early 20th century detective.

 

[Godfather32]

Si papi

100% guarantee that his co-workers think he's giant f**king knob