Roast Essendon in no mans land

[Cyclops]

I dont hold any ill will toward the Bombers, part of the big 4 and a bit like us, if anything less arrogant than Pies and Blues, and the least feral of the Big Vics.

There's a psycho group at the top wrecking the joint, centred around Sheedy. Hes brought that cruel Richmond streak which at its best means they win ruthlessly, but at its worst means they rip and tear their own.

Carlton are in their worst era since the late 40s-early 60s drought, but they still taste finals every few years: theres infighting and patchy recruiting but there's been clear upswings as well: they're doing something.

This low from Essendon is dirtier and darker. Dodoros recruiting makes Silvagni look brilliant. Both have trashed coaches but Essendon have reached new lows with the Rutten circus, and somehow Hird remains in play, against all reason.

Carlton had a president wave his bollocks around on a global scale and have fellas walking out of the club or getting yeeted for [redacted] yet somehow they are better led and more stable than Essendon.

Solomon coaching? Sheedy pulling strings? Hird circling? Insanity.

 

[MisterB]

Please never change Essendon!

 

[Lando_]

If anything, the laat 20 years prove that the competition is just fine with Essendon and Carlton being mid table or worse.

Record crowds. Record revenue. Record ratings.

That said; The comp.is just more fun when the big clubs feel BIG.

Essendon fans used to walk into games with a "Were gonna win this" attitude, regardless of ladder position. Even as an opposition fan, I miss that swagger.

 

[RCAB]

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MEGA

 

[jannissary]

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Wrong hat. Try again.

 

[10571z]

How Essendon aren’t all over Tom Mitchell is beyond me. Fantastic bloke who will help them

 

[jdstorm]

How Essendon aren’t all over Tom Mitchell is beyond me. Fantastic bloke who will help them

too overstocked with small mids. Could have just kept Sheil if that was the goal

 

[10571z]

too overstocked with small mids. Could have just kept Sheil if that was the goal

Mitchell has been part of successful programs.. The hodge and Birchall role at Brisbane.. You need experienced talent to guide the kids. Who's guiding at Essendon? They haven't won a final since 2004.

 

[jdstorm]

Mitchell has been part of successful programs.. The hodge and Birchall role at Brisbane.. You need experienced talent to guide the kids. Who's guiding at Essendon? They haven't won a final since 2004.

I’m well aware of the finals record.

Leaders have to deserve to get picked every week otherwise what’s the point.

Your just teaching the kids popularity with management is more important then performance if that’s not the case.

The club bought in Fiorini from Gold Coast because that’s the only player they could get who resembled that. Also tried for Jack Steele.

gotta hope better health and selection pressure keeps pushing the list forward to the point where a useful veteran or two might be interested.

 

[windyhill]

I dont hold any ill will toward the Bombers, part of the big 4 and a bit like us, if anything less arrogant than Pies and Blues, and the least feral of the Big Vics.

There's a psycho group at the top wrecking the joint, centred around Sheedy. Hes brought that cruel Richmond streak which at its best means they win ruthlessly, but at its worst means they rip and tear their own.

Carlton are in their worst era since the late 40s-early 60s drought, but they still taste finals every few years: theres infighting and patchy recruiting but there's been clear upswings as well: they're doing something.

This low from Essendon is dirtier and darker. Dodoros recruiting makes Silvagni look brilliant. Both have trashed coaches but Essendon have reached new lows with the Rutten circus, and somehow Hird remains in play, against all reason.

Carlton had a president wave his bollocks around on a global scale and have fellas walking out of the club or getting yeeted for [redacted] yet somehow they are better led and more stable than Essendon.

Solomon coaching? Sheedy pulling strings? Hird circling? Insanity.

It's completely ****ed up Cyclops, but blind Freddy can see it's hird in. How ****ing embarrassing can it get ? In typical hird style he is sending in his acolytes. All this current push is lacking is that complete f/wit robinson who was his h/sun mouthpiece.
54 year member, missed four games sine 1973. Bring that campaigner back and I'm just about out.
It's ****ing embarrassing.

 

[Red Bull]

Welsh owes everything he is to
Casey/Sheedy/Dodoro

Will be fascinating to see how they use “their man” now …

 

[Cyclops]

It's completely ****ed up Cyclops, but blind Freddy can see it's hird in. How ****ing embarrassing can it get ? In typical hird style he is sending in his acolytes. All this current push is lacking is that complete f/wit robinson who was his h/sun mouthpiece.
54 year member, missed four games sine 1973. Bring that campaigner back and I'm just about out.
It's ****ing embarrassing.

Every club has cringe moments. We've had two (2) major racism incidents at my club in 30 years, the Malthouse-Buckley succession deal and the 2020-2022 Fire Sale (still paying Grundy BTW).

You can beat this, if you can make yourself heard.

If Hird gets in it might even go ok, you never know, but i admit it's not likely. Your club is strong, this won't kill it.

 

[Happy_Neale]

Interesting take.

Of the long list of issues that Essendon has, Zach Merrett as captain is not one.

This did not age well

 

[Dazb86]

They need a Dank Weapon

 

[Ambrosia]

Essen best 23 is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be. Lot of intercept options in the backline, dangerous frwd line talent, maybe a little thin in the middle but Fiorini will add a bit of ball winning and inside fifty drive they need. Problem is , other than injuries is their coach. Toiling away for years in the system, lot of tough talk but no result.

Would rather be terrible. Pushing mid table with the current list would be a stupid long term decision

 

[Deepthroat]

Essendon are 6th in Victoria for mine in the "Big Club" standings.

1. Pies
2. Cats
3. Tigers
4. Hawks
5. Blues
6. Bombers

Then its daylight to the rest.

 

[windyhill]

Essendon are 6th in Victoria for mine in the "Big Club" standings.

1. Pies
2. Cats
3. Tigers
4. Hawks
5. Blues
6. Bombers

Then its daylight to the rest.

The crowds and numbers that EFC pull through the gate are a testament to blind loyalty. I'd go stk/Ess if it came to loyalty.

 

[Outtatym]

Essendon are 6th in Victoria for mine in the "Big Club" standings.

1. Pies
2. Cats
3. Tigers
4. Hawks
5. Blues
6. Bombers

Then its daylight to the rest.

Blues and bombers would explode if they were ever successful for a decent period. Tigers certainly did.

 

[Mr Meow]

The crowds and numbers that EFC pull through the gate are a testament to blind loyalty. I'd go stk/Ess if it came to loyalty.

A St Kilda/Essendon grand final in the next few years would really be something.

 

[JZedd]

If Hird comes back then I am out.

I'll pop my head in a few times to shoot the shit with some posters but I will be done with Essendon.

No matter what people say about Hird, he adores the club more than most. I just can't see how Essendon make such a decision to bring him back to coach. It feels wrong just typing it...
By the way, what is it with Brad Scott picking some of the toughest coaching gigs around. Doubt he'll last.

 

[SSSSSS]

So now they've picked up the guy who tried to sell the Victory off to a bunch of fraudsters and scammers

 

[LeBronco]

Carlton will become relevant again before Essendon because Carlton are actually making the right moves off field, while Essendon people are still talking about bringing Hird back which is absolute insanity.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Essendon fans used to walk into games with a "Were gonna win this" attitude, regardless of ladder position. Even as an opposition fan, I miss that swagger.

I'll agree to disagree

 

[Mr.X]

They’ve done well this off season and had a decent draft period

Probably not as far away from finals as the doomsayers suggest

 

[jwikked]

They’ve done well this off season and had a decent draft period

Probably not as far away from finals as the doomsayers suggest

I've heard that every year for the last 13 years. I reckon it's 3.5 months before Essendon fans start talking about "next year"