Training 2026 Pre Season & Training Reports

[Only Forwards]

Here's hoping Kanga Lotto spares him.

(And spares everyone else because it sucks)

Kanga lotto may suck.

you know what I would absolutely love.

Black boots and shaved heads across the board for round 1.

We run out onto the ground for the warm up as one.

We run off as one too rather than the sheep formation we currently use to meander off the ground.

No one anywhere gets pushed around without multiple players responding.

Straight up old fashioned one in all in type mentality. Make a clear statement that things are changing.

I know that there will be a bunch of, but modern day and you can't ask that, and it'll effect personal sponsors.

Well f*** all that noise.

Show up round 1 ready and unified for the fight.

I realise it will never happen but I am real f***ing tired that the only time we look remotely unified is when we are walking off the ground after having our arses handed too us and we look forelorn.

 

[DuckYeah]

Kanga lotto may suck.

you know what I would absolutely love.

Black boots and shaved heads across the board for round 1.

We run out onto the ground for the warm up as one.

We run off as one too rather than the sheep formation we currently use to meander off the ground.

No one anywhere gets pushed around without multiple players responding.

Straight up old fashioned one in all in type mentality. Make a clear statement that things are changing.

I know that there will be a bunch of, but modern day and you can't ask that, and it'll effect personal sponsors.

Well f*** all that noise.

Show up round 1 ready and unified for the fight.

I realise it will never happen but I am real f***ing tired that the only time we look remotely unified is when we are walking off the ground after having our arses handed too us and we look forelorn.

We dont have many “fly the flag” types..

 

[Only Forwards]

We dont have many “fly the flag” types..

I would happily have players wear weeks for crossing the line if it lights a fire to rid us of the indifference that has spread through out us.

Back up your team mates, have passion, wear it with pride, or don't wear it at all.

 

[spicerFanClub]

Yes. Plenty to be excited about when it comes to the NMFC. Checks Ladder over the last 6 years. Hmmm. Checks to see what player we are going to pick up with our first round pick in this upcoming coming draft. Hmmm. Looks at the new Away Guernsey. Hmmm. Plenty to be positive about.

Does this comment come with a stern look? Unclear from the message.

 

[Krakouer Bonar]

What do you think of our S&C standards?

I'm not an expert!!

 

[King Corey]

I'm not an expert!!

Unless you're a clinical psychologist probably refrain from commenting on everyone's personality types on here then.

 

[North1411]

Does this comment come with a stern look? Unclear from the message.

At least there were no snickers shoved where the sun does not shine!

 

[zoomba23]

Unless you're a clinical psychologist probably refrain from commenting on everyone's personality types on here then.

You're in good form here mate

 

[marklovesbeer]

It can happen very quickly. Some of the boys look like they have the body to gain muscle quite quickly, for others it will be more difficult.

But without knowing what they are told or how they coach themselves, it's impossible to know what the club or players reckon is 'enough'. The eye test gives me some considerable concern though.

It's so easy to fall into going through the motions because we're coming from a low bar.

Sounds like a job for Chads mate.

 

[marklovesbeer]

Its amazing how many nuffies are now strength and fitness experts because its November.

I think the same every year.

Same with some injuries during the season.
“If I rolled my ankle back in 1982, we just rubbed some sichuan pepper into it after the game, put some lavender under the old pillow at bed time & did some sand dune runs the next morning & i was good to play next weekend”

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I think the same every year.

Same with some injuries during the season.
“If I rolled my ankle back in 1982, we just rubbed some sichuan pepper into it after the game, put some lavender under the old pillow at bed time & did some sand dune runs the next morning & i was good to play next weekend”

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Unless you're a clinical psychologist probably refrain from commenting on everyone's personality types on here then.

 

[Topparoo]

Kanga lotto may suck.

you know what I would absolutely love.

Black boots and shaved heads across the board for round 1.

We run out onto the ground for the warm up as one.

We run off as one too rather than the sheep formation we currently use to meander off the ground.

No one anywhere gets pushed around without multiple players responding.

Straight up old fashioned one in all in type mentality. Make a clear statement that things are changing.

I know that there will be a bunch of, but modern day and you can't ask that, and it'll effect personal sponsors.

Well f*** all that noise.

Show up round 1 ready and unified for the fight.

I realise it will never happen but I am real f***ing tired that the only time we look remotely unified is when we are walking off the ground after having our arses handed too us and we look forelorn.

Is this the look you're after?

 

[Pravda Roo]

Does this comment come with a stern look? Unclear from the message.

Haha who doesn't love a stern look sonjaFanClub

 

[Chip Scab1]

Yes. Plenty to be excited about when it comes to the NMFC. Checks Ladder over the last 6 years. Hmmm. Checks to see what player we are going to pick up with our first round pick in this upcoming coming draft. Hmmm. Looks at the new Away Guernsey. Hmmm. Plenty to be positive about.

I'll say it again. It's an absolute assault on my memory of the once-fabulous, bounding kangaroo.

 

[Ichiro #51]

I would happily have players wear weeks for crossing the line if it lights a fire to rid us of the indifference that has spread through out us.

Back up your team mates, have passion, wear it with pride, or don't wear it at all.

I agree, but unfortunately our blokes wear weeks for sfa.

Collingwood and Geelong on the other hand…

 

[maddiemelb]

A few more for you all!

 

[Only Forwards]

Is this the look you're after?


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more like:

 

[the big lebowski]

FOS and Harderman also look fit

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Gonna need more Wardlaw pics.
It might just be the pics but I'm not getting the "He looks in great shape" comments.

He just looks like... George.

 

[LB2Snake]

Compare our guys 2-3 years into the system, vs their guys drafted the same year.
No wonder we're behind.
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Gezuz. Is that Darcy Wilson? WTF are we doing?

 

[gustev]

FOS looks to have put on 5-8kegs

 

[Shinboner Supremacy]

Stiffy in great nick. Future leader of our footy club!

 

[Makeshift Park]

A few more for you all!

Thanks!

Sheezel looks like he's gonna reach yet another level in the year to come.

Great to see Banch, George, FOS, Hardeman and Logue all look ready to hit the ground running too.

 

[disco_cowboy]

hoping Dawson has a huge pre season and starts game 1 in back 6.