Player Watch #33 Patrick Retschko

[Groupie_]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

 

[tiger_tough]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

No he isn't.

 

[Groupie_]

No he isn't.

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[jthanos]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

if he is that slow & a crap kick why would they make the effort to draft him and even have an interest in him over 2 yrs ??
very unsubstantiated comment to make ..

 

[Groupie_]

if he is that slow & a crap kick why would they make the effort to draft him and even have an interest in him over 2 yrs ??
very unsubstantiated comment to make ..

same reason geeschlong delisted him

 

[jthanos]

Hopefully Retschko, Grilj & Peucker all debut on the same day - commentators guaranteed will butcher their names !

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[Grockadoc]

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In his 2024 Draft Prospectus, Shifter Sheahan had Retschko's 20m sprint time and 2.90 seconds.

Ran a 3.10 at the Combine. Not super slow.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

He won the Brumby test Gru, can't be that slow.

Must be an even worse kick than we thought.

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

same reason geeschlong delisted him

He told them he was 35 when they drafted him.

 

[rfctigerarmy]

Hopefully Retschko, Grilj & Peucker all debut on the same day - commentators guaranteed will butcher their names !

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Bad day to be Kelli Underwood

 

[Dr Tigris]

Bad day to be Kelli Underwood

That's most days isn't it?

 

[THE_GUN]

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He ran 2.91 in the 20mtrs sprint at stawell

 

[Groupie_]

He ran 2.91 in the 20mtrs sprint at stawell

he won the stawell gift

 

[THE_GUN]

he won the stawell gift

Came 5th

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

That's most days isn't it?

The only player she gets right is
Bailey sniff

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

He ran 2.91 in the 20mtrs sprint at stawell

Against the wind

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Came 5th

Phew
Not 9th

 

[Infamy]

Phew
Not 9th

9th doesn't matter any more, it's 11th you need to worry about

 

[Yze does it]

he won the stawell gift

he made Gout Gout look like a giant tortoise

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

9th doesn't matter any more, it's 11th you need to worry about

True

 

[NZ_Tiger]

If nothing else, has durability and ought to walk straight into our injury riddled side! (without tripping over!)

Means he wasn’t held over for afl duties.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

he won the stawell gift

It never sounds like you earned it if you say you won the Stawell Gift.

They should change the name to the Stawell Hard Earned.

 

[Bojangles17]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

Slow as treacle , he’s quick as for Pete’s sake , is a running machine

 

[lizard man]

he is slow as treacle but can run all day, like brando ellis but without the half decent kicking skills

 

[Rich o man]

Hopefully Retschko, Grilj & Peucker all debut on the same day - commentators guaranteed will butcher their names !

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Plus the Big K.