Official Match Thread Season 40: Second Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons versus Ophidian Old Boys at the Snow Dome

[philreich]

A guy gets wheeled into a pub - he has no arms and no legs. After a few beers, he challenges another patron to a game of darts.

The patron says, "How on earth are you supposed to be able to play darts?"

He says, "Just put the darts in my mouth."

He complies with the request. He's still a bit bemused, when he hears, "Now throw the dartboard at me."

 

[All Aust]

A guy gets wheeled into a pub - he has no arms and no legs. After a few beers, he challenges another patron to a game of darts.

The patron says, "How on earth are you supposed to be able to play darts?"

He says, "Just put the darts in my mouth."

He complies with the request. He's still a bit bemused, when he hears, "Now throw the dartboard at me."

What will his parents gift him for Christmas Rodney?

 

[moginie]

What will his parents gift him for Christmas Rodney?

Not another *#$&ing hat.

 

[moginie]

Well.......

Episode 1 of the new season of Stranger Things leaves a fair bit to be desired.

 

[All Aust]

Hi Yakker
This week I have found a team bag for you.

This seems like a fun bag. I also looked hard for fun bags this week.
I currently have Rosey cheeks. Mostly from the slapping. The colourful language, it also contributed some. Very inventive and energetic.

Please enjoy this huge fun bag.

 

[sabso]

Hi Yakker
This week I have found a team bag for you.
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This seems like a fun bag. I also looked hard for fun bags this week.
I currently have Rosey cheeks. Mostly from the slapping. The colourful language, it also contributed some. Very inventive and energetic.

Please enjoy this huge fun bag.

The mount buller muppets

Much better than your other short lived renaming that’s for sure

 

[Over The Post]

Old Boys and Girls let's all sit around the fireplace with our cigars and tipple and bask in the glow of knowing in a few days we are going to rip the heart out of the Demons and eliminate them from the finals.

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[DemonJim]

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You could always cut it off.

It'd be worth missing a finger, surely.

 

[gab213]

To mark p4p1's 50th game, I'm backing gab213 to kick 10.

That would be a special achievement for p4p1 to concede 10 to me. I've kicked 9 twice as my highest, once against Headless and the other time in a GF against Mooch, this season's Fred medallist.

 

[Braklet]

In the immortal words of Ted Bullpitt (Kingswood Country), "Someone should blow jackster83 up."

I want nothing to do with jackster83's "inflation stem..."

 

[Headless]

That would be a special achievement for p4p1 to concede 10 to me. I've only kicked 9 twice as my highest, once against Headless and the other time in a GF against Mooch, this season's Fred medallist.

It was my first day.

 

[Braklet]

We've some bakers here, no?

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[thewizardmelon]

"He's missed EVERYTHING! How could that happen!"

My two boys spent god knows how many hundreds of hours playing that.

It was the bad pauses for me

“What a great mark by….what feels like 5 seconds goes by Player X!”

 

[thewizardmelon]

We've some bakers here, no?

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I’m just planning on baking Wosh in the ruck

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

A guy gets wheeled into a pub - he has no arms and no legs. After a few beers, he challenges another patron to a game of darts.

The patron says, "How on earth are you supposed to be able to play darts?"

He says, "Just put the darts in my mouth."

He complies with the request. He's still a bit bemused, when he hears, "Now throw the dartboard at me."

Heard that from Rodney Rude a long, long time ago, lol

 

[gab213]

It was my first day.

The start of the end I'd like to say I was sorry, my friend, but nah, I really wasn't

 

[DemonJim]

Morning everyone, thanks for the coffee sabso
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Last time you did one of these it didn't work out well for you.

Let's make that happen again!

 

[Braklet]

Last time you did one of these it didn't work out well for you.

Let's make that happen again!

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[Tigerturbulance]

Last time you did one of these it didn't work out well for you.

Let's make that happen again!

It's a whole different coffee game now DemonJim, since sabso sourced Poopi Pugwak coffee, Old Boys haven't lost.

 

[DemonJim]

It's a whole different coffee game now DemonJim, since sabso sourced Poopi Pugwak coffee, Old Boys haven't lost.

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You're using the wrong stuff.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You're using the wrong stuff.

Here Here, lets drink to that

 

[DemonJim]

Here Here, lets drink to that

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[philreich]

Last time you did one of these it didn't work out well for you.

Let's make that happen again!

Minor round results often mean very little, come finals time.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Last time you did one of these it didn't work out well for you.

Let's make that happen again!

He’s changed the recipe! Be sure to drink it right before you run out for the Qooty on Sunday. It’s uh, performance enhancing

 

[thewizardmelon]

Well.......

Episode 1 of the new season of Stranger Things leaves a fair bit to be desired.

Please tell me they released it all and not ep by ep? I went to start it last night and decided on something lighter.

Going to finish S2 of ‘Man on the Inside’ first