Test The Ashes Second Test December 4-8 1430hrs @ The Gabba

[010203]

Now get the hollier than thou hypocrite out.

 

[ESKIE]

Pitch doing sweet f*** all, and he does that sh*t.

Bazz ball

 

[CakeEater]

Pitch doing sweet f*** all, and he does that sh*t.

#BAZBALL

 

[TY24]

Can't wait for Stokes to get castled by a straight one and then make it look like he's just copped the greatest ball in the history of cricket

 

[CakeEater]

Good to see Stokes wearing a helmet

 

[Cleavy]

plenty of (baz)balls, no frickin' brains!

 

[DaRick]

He's past Wasim now!

Did Wasim ever carry a bowling unit the way this guy has over the last couple of Tests?

(Maybe against us in 1989/90).

 

[ams4crows]

We can't rely on Starc to get another 10 others have to contribute

 

[Bucking Beads]

I can't cop Steve Smith. Great cricketer but really not my type of fella.

 

[Kapow!!!]

As a shit league cricketer I get how Stokes feels: It's a monumental relief when a self preservation instinct gets you off the mark with a boundary

 

[Around the Wicket]

Starc is the most improved cricketer in the world

 

[Moonwatcher]

Hope Rooter doesn't lose his century to the pink all under lights.

 

[CakeEater]

As a shit league cricketer I get how Stokes feels: It's a monumental relief when a self preservation instinct gets you off the mark with a boundary

Especially when you squirt it through the slips

 

[Around the Wicket]

I can't cop Steve Smith. Great cricketer but really not my type of fella.

Just not a blokey bloke but neither are most the side now aday.

 

[Gavin Excell]

There's a bit of a quality technique gulf bw Root and the rest of the English bats

 

[TY24]

As a shit league cricketer I get how Stokes feels: It's a monumental relief when a self preservation instinct gets you off the mark with a boundary

I'd just be stoked to actually get some bat on one

 

[TY24]

 

[Corkintheocean]

good shot dickhead

Thick as mince this England side

 

[Australian Randall]

Having spent the last day watching some real test cricket from years gone by its really shone a light on how shit the test game is now.
I hope we win obviously but I'm not invested in it.

 

[Around the Wicket]

There's a bit of a quality technique gulf bw Root and the rest of the English bats

I’d actually like to see Root score a few 100s this summer, only real * on his record

 

[Plugger35]

The Great White Shark is in the house.

He's past Wasim now!

Did Wasim ever carry a bowling unit the way this guy has over the last couple of Tests?

(Maybe against us in 1989/90).

Wasim never had the luxury of bowling against Bazballers that threw their wickets away flashing at wide deliveries.

 

[ams4crows]

If we can have the 6 for 200 that probably a par result after losing the toss

 

[Around the Wicket]

Having spent the last day watching some real test cricket from years gone by its really shone a light on how shit the test game is now.
I hope we win obviously but I'm not invested in it.

What are the reasons you class it as shit now?

 

[TY24]

The Great White Shark is in the house.



Wasim never had the luxury of bowling against Bazballers that threw their wickets away flashing at wide deliveries.

I'd wager Wasim didn't bowl the majority of his career on drop in highways

 

[Kapow!!!]

I’d actually like to see Root score a few 100s this summer, only real * on his record

He looks in serious control right now. I feel once he passes 100 it's going to turn into quite the knock