Test The Ashes Second Test December 4-8 1430hrs @ The Gabba

[MisterMarcus]

England psyched us into thinking they wanted to declare, then belting 20 an over off us because we're just going through the motions....

 

[Mac Chappy]

We’re ****ed when Starc retires

 

[Plugger35]

England are giving it some humpty Botham style.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

That’s 19 easy runs

 

[Doggy]

If it was a batsmens paradise Bazball would be 0/750 by now, feasting on Starc's pies

So you have no idea about cricket as well as football. Kudos.

 

[Spirit Level]

God we love leaking runs at the end don't we.

Ffs just bowl it full and wide till stumps you dumb campaigners

 

[Southerntakeover]

Australia and leaking runs to the number 11. Iconic duo.

 

[Coasters7]

Root getting a cheap ton topping the day off

 

[Dixie Flatline]

They're not declaring tonight, Davey. Hate to break it to you.

 

[Kapow!!!]

 

[catstorm]

****ing garbage

 

[Gethelred]

... one one hand, this is smart if you squint; you're offering them extra runs as bait to extend their innings.

On the other, you're gifting them around 50 more than they deserve to get.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Baffling bowling this.

 

[Sonny Hayes]

reminder these morons can’t possibly understand what England have to gain by batting

 

[ams4crows]

Every single time we bowl trash to the tail

 

[Jimthegreat]

Day ruined because we can't bowl to Archer.

 

[Satan]

25 costly runs

 

[Around the Wicket]

2 or 3 wickets weren’t a given

 

[dumb]

so it's a case of, just let them get runs and we'll take the last wicket whenever we like?

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Give him the heater

 

[Scorpus]

70 overs…come on.

Even the Windies we’re bowling 75 a day in their prime.

Not sure it matters too much when we're likely to bowl out a side within a day, with around 300 runs scored.

Unless the game ends in a draw, it's not a big deal

 

[cats_09]

Usman standing on the sidelines with the captain and coach

 

[Bucking Beads]

Punter is right. Send out the number 11 if we bat tonight

 

[hawkman]

Lets concede 50 just because we don't want to bat tonight! Genius

 

[Bucking Beads]

Usman standing on the sidelines with the captain and coach

Surprised he's not praying.