Event The Season 40 Mobbenfuhrer Medal Count

[Gralin]

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Hello Sweet

Welcome to the season 40 Mobbenfuhrer Medal count to determine the Sweet FA's best and fairest player as adjudged by the sim.

Each game the sim randomly generates text commentary, stats and the 3-2-1 votes for best afield. Each Round these votes are collected by the Sim Team and sent privately to the Admin to be recorded.

There are several other awards handed out during the proceeding, culminating in the awarding of the Mobbs Medal for Season 40

So please join me tonight to find out who has won

• EKA Medal - Award for the most oustanding rookie as decided by the committee​
• Frankston Rover Award - Award for best contribution to the league as awarded by the Administrator​
• SFACA MVP - Formerly the TFLUA Tiger award, for the best sim season as decided by the committee​
• Fred Medal - Award for leading goal kicker​
• Mobbs Medal - The big one​

I've pushed the start time back a little for our friends out west

Gralin

 

[Braklet]

Reserved for general asshattery

 

[serial_thrilla]

Congratulations Headless.

 

[cats_09]

Reserved for general asshattery

 

[Pugsley]

My Chippy monies are on tomcruise to have a daily double.

 

[Headless]

Congratulations Headless.

Finally!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Glad I had a nap.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

**** it, Mooch to win the Mobbs/Fred/MVP treble.

At 5.333 goals a game, he's literally had the best season any full forward has ever had in the history of Sweet.

 

[serial_thrilla]

**** it, Mooch to win the Mobbs/Fred/MVP treble.

At 5.333 goals a game, he's literally had the best season any full forward has ever had in the history of Sweet.

But has he posted enough?

 

[Gralin]

But has he posted enough?

Come on you know Phenom is just looking for the opportunity to say we live in a society

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Hi All. Good luck to all the good Qootball players.

Hopefully a Ruck steps up tonight.

 

[Kilroy]

Hi All. Good luck to all the good Qootball players.

Hopefully a Ruck steps up tonight.

DERRINALPHIL a sneaky chance to snaffle the Deestroy/Mobbs double tonight.

Best of luck to all.

 

[Pugsley]

Come on you know Phenom is just looking for the opportunity to say we live in a society

Its the society we're leaving for Keith Richards.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[Pugsley]

Pugh Pufner has arrived with a small part of his fan club

 

[Kilroy]

 

[Pugsley]

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You're doing well with lack of shoulder movement.

 

[ClarkeM]

Bump

 

[The Half Back]

Thought this would have been announced by now…

 

[Pugsley]

Bump

Fair bump. Play on.

 

[Gralin]

Good evening sweet and welcome to the best and fairest, the biggest award night of the calendar, the one and only Mobbenfuhrer Medal

Named after the creator of this entire thing and the person who is definitely to blame

Mobbs


Who can forget all the way back in September 2001 when the great man said

If I had died, or at least left Bigfooty, then I'd expect nothing less

But not while I'm still here, thanks anyway!

Or when he shortly there after said

Sorry, but I refuse to allow the medal to be named after myself.

Following this of course he then said

On behalf of the Sweet Football Association (applause), our major sponsor Bigfooty (mixed applause, boos, and a repetitive grunting sound from the foyer), I would like to welcome you all the Inaugural Attenborough Award count and presentation.

The time has come for prestige to be given a tangible vessel, ladies and gentlemen.

Let the count begin!

Round 1

Round one and the first ever Sweet FA season opened in a blaze of pyrotechnics. Seven teams took the field to do battle, and only won was to survive.

The Dragons opened the season by downing Team Pump, while Seventh Wonders thrashed hot flag favourites Team Kournikova. Timmy gave the Dingoes a bit of a lesson, and Pagan enjoyed the first bye.

Votes to follow.

Yes that's right back in Season One you could win an Attenborough



But not anymore!

Now you can win the Mobbs Medal and tonight someone is going to do just that

So strap yourselves in, charge your glasses, or your phones and lets get into it after these brief acknowledgements

Season 40 couldn't have happened without the work of many people, some of who will be mentioned now.

The sim team of Dingster MWPP and serial_thrilla who every week work through the team sheet changes and run the little program that we're all here for the output from and send me the little votes that make up the bulk of tonight's proceedings

The posting team of Falconista philreich and Wosh who let the rest of us know what happened in the sim on Sunday

and FootyGuy13 who helps out where needed and does the ace graphics for the final round.

Falconista again who has for a few years now run the Ladder and Fixture thread with style and panache

Tonga Bob for collating posting stats and providing weekly updates that the league could use for as it turns out, graphs and lists and perhaps a few other things as well

The committee and the board mods, the people who posted match threads, the people who provided write ups for tonight, the various club Captains and other leaders around the place, too numerous to mention and lastly my poor suffering partner who I have abandoned so I can post this tonight.

Ok that's enough of that, time for the real stuff

 

[T2B_]

 

[Kilroy]

You're doing well with lack of shoulder movement.

It’s all in the wrists

 

[T2B_]

It’s all in the wrists

Leave it Pugsley

 

[Gralin]

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Tonga Bob


Wonders FFC 18.6 (114) defeat Gold City Royals 8.5 (53) at the Colosseum

A new season had dawned on Sweet, and the Royals travelled to the Colosseum hoping to kick off a successful season for the Gold Citizens. Not sure how it eventually panned out for the Gold Citizens (well I do but I won’t spoil the surprise), but after an even first quarter the Wonders put their Roman sandals on whatever a chariot has for an accelerator. Leading by 16 points at half time and 30 at three quarter time before doubling that lead in a ruthless final quarter to win handsomely at home.

BFew had a day out in front of goals kicking six feasting on the service of dogs105 (17 disposals/15 hitouts/2 tackles/1 goal), jezzajay (13 disposals/5 tackles/4 marks/3 goals), HARPSichord (20 disposals/3 marks/1 goal) & ClarkeM (17 disposals/3 marks), while @croweater41 also chipped in with three snags.

Cadsky (15 disposals/5 tackles) was probably best on for the Royals while GreyCrow (12 disposals/8 hitouts/3 tackles/1 goal), Nothing (13 disposals/3 tackles/3 marks) & Membling (15 disposals/4marks/3 tackles) did alright. Brenton Davy was the only multiple goal kicker with a spare (I think that’s two).

3 dogs105 2 BFew 1 jezzajay

Mount Buller Demons 12.8 (80) defeat Baghdad Bombers 7.7 (49) at the Snow Dome

The Bombers went up the Mountain to kick off season 40 hoping for a bright start to the year. But it was the Demons who took a slight lead in the first quarter and kept making it bigger to finish 31 points in the black to win handsomely at home.

Expect Proper Gander to find some votes in this one, having 10 tackles to go with 22 disposals. Rookie tomcruise put in a Top Gun performance (cue audible groans from the audience) in his debut with 24 disposals/8 marks & 3 tackles while other to do well for the hosts were the returning Scythe (20 disposals/13 hitouts/4 tackles), DemonJim (25 disposals/4 marks), Headless (19 disposals/3 marks/1 goal), sante (16 disposals/4 marks/2 tackles) & Gralin (12 disposals/4 tackles/5 frees for) while Yakker & Bluelegs kicked seven goals between them.

JoeldTrafford (16 disposals/8 tackles) should also have a vote to their name while WAbulldog (20 disposals/5 tackles/6 frees for) and Footy Is Good (16 disposals/5 hitouts/6 tackles) will also be in the conversation. Other to impress were tomjoad (27 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles), CursingFijian (27 disposals/7 marks) & The Sultan (15 disposals/2 marks/1 goal), while Grav Raz & DemurePrincess each kicked two goals.

3 Proper Gander 2 JoeldTrafford 1 tomcruise

Dragons FFC 13.18 (96) defeat Fighting Furies 12.4 (76) at Ljp86’s Lair

The fuchsia team from the hippodrome arrived at Dragon Island a leaner outfit after demoting 99.96% of their captains from the previous season in the hope of having a fruitful start to season 40 and go one better than their runners up place the previous time around. And after an even first quarter it looked like it was working, leading by two goals heading into the last quarter, before catching an early ferry back to the mainland and allowing the hosts to kick five goals and a thousand points to win handsomely at home.

For the Dragons Pie 4 Life (23 disposals/6 tackles/5 frees for/1 goal) rolled back the clock while Strigoi (27 disposals/9 hitouts/4 tackles/1 goal), freo84 (24 disposals/7 marks/1 goal), Blaze Storm (28 disposals/4 marks), Hatchy1992 (24 disposals/3 marks/3 tackles), Ljp86 (21 disposals/7 marks) & Drizzy (18 disposals/9 marks/1 goal) made hay while @PhenomentalV1 & Lbaddie29 kicked 3 goals each.

On the other hand the best for the Furies were ShaunDuggan (7 goals), Greenery (22 disposals/5 tackles/1 goal), NaturalDisaster (21 disposals/4 tackles/1 goal), Pickitt (19 disposals/6 marks), omgfridge (22 disposals/6 marks), crazywildhorse (19 disposals/6 marks) & James Colorado (18 disposals/5 marks).

3 NaturalDisaster 2 Pie 4 Life 1 Strigoi

Gumbies FFC 15.9 (99) defeat Las Vegas Bears 11.8 (74) at the House of Gumby

The Las Vegans (Spanish for The Vegans) made their way to the House of Gumby for their opening game of the season hoping to come home with the four points after an off season of hibernation. They hadn’t fully woken up though, as the hosts led at each change to win handsomely at home.

Gumby Supercheapgiants (24 disposals/9 tackles/2 goals) was best on ground ably supported by former Mobbs winner GWS Goose (22 disposals/3 tackles/7 frees for), CatToTheFuture (18 disposals/4 marks/1 goal) & Brick Loosener (16 disposals/4 marks/3 tackles), with @Haydatina Physis & cats_09 kicked three goals apiece.

The Bears had quite a few decent performers as well led by Cap (24 disposals/5 tackles/5 frees for/2 goals), Senor M (17 disposals/15 hitouts/3 tackles/2 goals), RonnieRaven (22 disposals/8 marks/1 goal) & Millky95 (15 disposals/4 tackles/4 frees for/1 goal) while Art Vandelay_ kicked three majors. And shout out to spinynorman whose only stat was conceding a free kick to have a Dream Team score of -3!

3 Supercheapgiants 2 Senor M 1 GWS Goose

East Side Hawks 20.13 (133) defeat Roys FFC 7.10 (52) at the Eyrie

The Gorillas were hoping for a big start to season 40 when they took a round one trip to the Eyrie to face the two time defending champions. And after they unfurled their flag before their jubilant crowd we had our third game of the round where scores were level at quarter time. It was all one way traffic from there though as the hosts had a day out – leading by 18 points at half time, 48 at three quarter time and finally 81 points by the time the Rubenesqe lady cleared her throat to win handsomely at home.

The forever young sausageroll had eight tackles to go with 12 disposals, 6 frees for and a goal while Itsmyshow (26 disposals/5 marks/1 goal), Giant Strides (a Michelle), boncer34 (4 goals), Callums_Guns (20 disposals/3 tackles/2 goals), SM (14 disposals/8 marks), larrikin (17 disposals/4 tackles/1 goal) & haydo (3 goals) were all prolific.

Mooch began a big season with six goals to lead all comers ably supported by DERRINALPHIL (14 disposals/7 tackles/9 hitouts), Phar Ace (21 disposals/6 marks), fitzroybowiedog (15 disposals/5 tackles/5 frees for) & Roylion (16 disposals/4 marks) for the Roys.

3 Mooch 2 Giant Strides 1 sausageroll

Ophidian Old Boys 25.18 (168) defeat Coney Island Warriors 14.7 (91) at Spotswood Oval

After many slow starts to seasons, Coney Island had won their round one games for the previous two seasons so were confident heading to Spotswood Oval to face an Ophidian outfit that had for the first season in their existence allowed the Warriors into their home ground without employing security guards and ankle monitors. This put the visitors into a false sense of security as the Old Boys led by lots at every change to… yep, you guessed it, win handsomely at home.

gab213 kicked 8 goals from 14 shots at goal to be one of many hosts to have big games as Braklet (17 disposals/7 tackles/ten (yes 10) frees for/1 goal), thewizardmelon (26 disposals/11 hitouts/1 goal), Over The Post (16 disposals/8 tackles), hammer180 (13 disposals/7 marks/4 goals), manicpie (20 disposals/8 marks), Mrs Turbo (16 disposals/7 marks/3 goals), Harvey Manfrenjensenden (24 disposals/6 marks/1 goal), Tigerturbulance (17 disposals/5 marks/3 tackles), Dingster (15 disposals/4 marks/2 goals), Fleabane (22 disposals/5 marks/1 goal)… hell, they all did well.

The visitors on the other hand were well served by jannissary (25 disposals/5 marks/4 tackles/1 goal), spudmaster (17 disposals/9 tackles/1 goal), pantskyle (24 disposals/7 marks/3 goals), @FootyGuy12 (26 disposals/9 marks), The Filth Wizard (19 disposals/3 tackles/1 goal), Barrybran (20 disposals/6 hitouts), Tonga Bob (3 goals) and ubiquitous226 (17 disposals/14 hitouts/3 tackles/2 goals in a wonderful debut).

3 gab213 2 Over The Post 1 Braklet