Match Thread Season 02, Round 1: Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) vs Darkness Eternal (DAR) at Fulmina Recreation Reserve

[All Aust]

Breakfast time in the Land of Smiles.

Can report that yesterday none of the single pasty white middle aged males that were frequent British Bars to get their sausages with eggs and bacon bore anything but dour expression as Pat and Scott were cleaning up.

The world has crapped on these guys. Odds are the local scantily clad, heavily made up ladyboys are getting less Christmas.

 

[moginie]

We wont know until Boony gets called over for the humidity test

He's pretty humid already.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Breakfast time in the Land of Smiles.

Can report that yesterday none of the single pasty white middle aged males that were frequent British Bars to get their sausages with eggs and bacon bore anything but dour expression as Pat and Scott were cleaning up.

The world has crapped on these guys. Odds are the local scantily clad, heavily made up ladyboys are getting less Christmas.

They had a good run.

 

[Tonga Bob]

He's pretty humid already.

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[moginie]

Breakfast time in the Land of Smiles.

Can report that yesterday none of the single pasty white middle aged males that were frequent British Bars to get their sausages with eggs and bacon bore anything but dour expression as Pat and Scott were cleaning up.

The world has crapped on these guys. Odds are the local scantily clad, heavily made up ladyboys are getting less Christmas.

So the Boiled Egg Army was as happy as ever?

Good.

 

[moginie]

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[The Half Back]

I think boncer just names 10 random people and blindly hopes the team plays well.

I know jannissary and JHF1870 used to play for them.

Bonce has only just found out who jannissary is.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bonce has only just found out who jannissary is.

Sounds like boncer34 needs to do a Tour of Duty in Frangastan

 

[Tonga Bob]

More like Darkness Invisible, amirite??

 

[All Aust]

So the Boiled Egg Army was as happy as ever?

Good.

The army turning up to the MCG in new uniform,
black is the new black,
We'll be having your best goth lyrics thanks
RIP Baz
Ball.
Welcome to the crease
Tavare ball!

 

[moginie]

Welcome to the crease
Tavare ball!

Boycott will be pleased.

Geoff enjoys a good old whinge, so he'll be annoyed that it's not named after him.

 

[All Aust]

Boycott will be pleased.

Geoff enjoys a good old whinge, so he'll be annoyed that it's not named after him.

Boycott had Edrich at the other end cutting sick. We can't have this.
That was Boycotts fault

 

[moginie]

Boycott had Edrich at the other end cutting sick. We can't have this.
That was Boycotts fault

Geez, there's two dreary cricketers.

At least Luckhurst provided some entertainment.

 

[Gralin]

More like Darkness Invisible, amirite??

 

[boncer34]

Still no pitch?

That's a shame.

 

[moginie]

Still no pitch?

That's a shame.

I'm sure our curator is getting one ready.

Or maybe he's just building a box fort.

 

[FootyGuy13]

More like Darkness Invisible, amirite??

No better time than now to jump on Twitter and complain about the Victorian cricketer playing a Home Test match.

Bonce has only just found out who jannissary is.

You telling me that boncer doesn't know about Frankston's School Dean of Dove, jannissary?

I'm sure our curator is getting one ready.

Or maybe he's just building a box fort.

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Fine, lemme ask the team curator.

 

[Tonga Bob]

No better time than now to jump on Twitter and complain about the Victorian cricketer playing a Home Test

Reveal yourself! #JusticeForRocky

 

[Dinsdale]

So this is one of those timeless tests that can go for 12 days?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Also happy Festivus to all who celebrate and observe!

(cc Barrybran)

 

[moginie]

Also happy Festivus to all who celebrate and observe!

(cc Barrybran)

And to you too.

Boonie agrees.

 

[FootyBot13]

Fine, lemme ask the team curator.

Tag me, coward.

Still no pitch?

That's a shame.

Might be a batting pitch for the 50-over game and a neutral pitch for the proper stuff if the attendance on Fulmina's bus was anything to go by.

 

[All Aust]

Tag me, coward.

Might be a batting pitch for the 50-over game and a neutral pitch for the proper stuff if the attendance on Fulmina's bus was anything to go by.

Bus Discussions

 

[jannissary]

Also happy Festivus to all who celebrate and observe!

(cc Barrybran)

my grievances with the qooty sim will be aired soon

 

[spudmaster]

Surely in the spirit of Christmas, we're playing beach qricket?