Match Thread Season 02, Round 1: Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) vs Darkness Eternal (DAR) at Fulmina Recreation Reserve

[moginie]

This looks a bit interesting! Is that sand in your pants or you just happy to see the DE arrive?

I think we're amazed that your team is finally turning up.

We've got the drinks ready.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I think we're amazed that your team is finally turning up.

We've got the drinks ready.

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Oooh nice. Can I have a go of your sippy sucker helmet?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

boncer34 come on mate!
Doss who da ****?
DERO giddy up fella!
jmoo wan yoohooooo!
TheGoatBaron already found his way here!

I better do another post bc I don’t have taggy tag rights!

Has boncer34 naned a team yet?

 

[jmoo wan]

Did you know we had a game on?

Yep! Me either!

it’s a strange time of year

 

[DemurePrincess]

Has boncer34 naned a team yet?

Umm no! But I just thought I’d copy and paste the practice match team since we did so well!

Surely I’ll have better luck with the balls than last time

 

[Tarkyn_24]

dank420_ nudge nudge big dog!
Tarkyn_24 come say hello to the fullas! Fulmina! Full of something ****ers!
Bipolar Bear sounds beset dangerous!
Mercurial89 I don’t even know who dis is!

But the DE is here!

Let’s go Darkness Eternal!

 

[DemurePrincess]

it’s a strange time of year

Can you believe Santa comes in 2 sleeps?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Let’s go Darkness Eternal!

See! Tag them and they will come boncer34 ffs

 

[TheGoatBaron]

See! Tag them and they will come boncer34 ffs

Good thing I’ve had a couple of JDs

 

[DemurePrincess]

Good thing I’ve had a couple of JDs

Happy life anniversary fella! You’re a big boy now right?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah well that happens. It happened to jannissary yesterday

Oh dang! Is jannissary on our team too

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Happy life anniversary fella! You’re a big boy now right?
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They say I am

 

[DemurePrincess]

Righto. It's the start of season 2, so let's add a little class to proceedings with a quote from the great English playwright, Harold Pinter:

I tend to believe that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on Earth.... certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either. But everyone knows which comes first when it's a question of cricket or sex - all discerning people recognise that. Anyway, don't forget one doesn't have to do two things at the same time. You can have sex before cricket or after cricket - the fundamental fact is that cricket must be there at the centre of things.

This is probably the truest statement I’ve read all day!

“Cricket and sex are pretty similar… everyone talks a big game, but most fellas are just hoping they don’t get out early!”

 

[boncer34]

See! Tag them and they will come boncer34 ffs

He doesnt even play for us. What kind of vice captain are you?

 

[jannissary]

i'm here but also very busy

 

[DemurePrincess]

He doesnt even play for us. What kind of vice captain are you?

What? I copied a list from you ffs

 

[DemurePrincess]

i'm here but also very busy

Apologies mate

 

[moginie]

Let’s go Darkness Eternal!

Hello Tarks! Are you ready for the festive season?

 

[DemurePrincess]

He doesnt even play for us. What kind of vice captain are you?

A shit one

 

[moginie]

Oooh nice. Can I have a go of your sippy sucker helmet?

I thought you already had.

 

[Gralin]

Has boncer34 naned a team yet?

Well we haven't named a team or pitch yet so unlikely

 

[Tonga Bob]

Looks like the bat is in need of oil.
What have you got in your kitbag Tonga Bob?

Coconut oil

 

[dank420_]

****ing cricket

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hello Tarks! Are you ready for the festive season?

I am not mogs. Today is a day of panic.

I hope you have not made my mistakes

 

[moginie]

I am not mogs. Today is a day of panic.

I hope you have not made my mistakes

I may not have, but there's also a high likelihood that I have.

Dragging out the hibachi may be inspired or deeply regretted.