Scandal Lachie Neale affair

[pjcrows]

dont any of you campaigners have families? It's christmas ffs.

Jesus some people on this board need jobs desperately

That's precisely why we lurk here.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Jesus some people on this board need jobs desperately

I wasn’t going to take any time off over Christmas until I saw this thread, now it’s been the best Christmas break in years

 

[HairyO]

The mental gymnastics of trying to convince yourself and everyone else that Tess isn't a conventionally attractive woman because of some misalignment of morals to your own. She'd be high maintenance and expensive but that doesn't negate that she's gorgeous.

Society dictates beauty standards for women - you can't just turn around and say that she's nothing without make up or the work done when women are expected to look a certain way and she conforms to those standards.

She is attractive. She would be far more attractive if she stopped doing shit to her face.

Very few men expect women to do all they do to their faces. Women drive it.

Ive not met one guy in my entire life who finds duck lips hot. Or the distant, non responsive stare of botox hot. Facial expressions matter.

Not looking like a baboon's arseh*le matters.

 

[FootBallORSoccer]

I actually don't care about what age she is at all, but this made me laugh:



If you're agreeing that she is 29, saying she's in her twenties is NOT a stretch. It's not kind of wrong - it's not even a tiny bit wrong. IT'S THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF THE NUMBER 29!!!

Haha. Seriously. Just learn to concede the point. It'll make life so much better if you're able to admit you're wrong (again, only based on your logic - I don't know or care how old she actually is).

Yes true... He is right on the age...

But I made an assumption - need to stalk the Instagram next time and her personal Amazon page - good finds

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

dont any of you campaigners have families? It's christmas ffs.

Dont think that matters

I mean Lachie Neale doesnt have a family and he wasnt posting here

 

[Anja_Nees]

She is attractive. She would be far more attractive if she stopped doing shit to her face.

Very few men expect women to do all they do to their faces. Women drive it.

Ive not met one guy in my entire life who finds duck lips hot. Or the distant, non responsive stare of botox hot. Facial expressions matter.

Not looking like a baboon's arseh*le matters.

I was a bit surprised at how widespread it is. Plenty of ordinary suburban mums at my kids’ school do it.

An accountant I know does the books for a one-person injectables business and apparently repeat work is great because if you don’t keep it up you go backwards (ie more wrinkly than you started).

 

[Anja_Nees]

Dont think that matters

I mean Lachie Neale doesnt have a family and he wasnt posting here

He has two.

 

[subtropicalhawk]

Dont think that matters

I mean Lachie Neale doesnt have a family and he wasnt posting here

Big footy really needs a emoji

 

[Whats a Battle]

dont any of you campaigners have families? It's christmas ffs.

No. I don't have a family.

Which is why I find it so baffling/aggravating that a man around my age who is lucky enough to have one would do what he did.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

She is attractive. She would be far more attractive if she stopped doing shit to her face.

Very few men expect women to do all they do to their faces. Women drive it.

Ive not met one guy in my entire life who finds duck lips hot. Or the distant, non responsive stare of botox hot. Facial expressions matter.

Not looking like a baboon's arseh*le matters.

Go check out some clips from the original seasons of the bachelor (or that Joe millionaire one specifically) - 20 odd absolutely stunning women without a hint of cosmetic adjustments.

You see any of those shows now and it’s some attack of the clones type garbage - 20 odd women with the exact same face

 

[bresker]

I wasn’t going to take any time off over Christmas until I saw this thread, now it’s been the best Christmas break in years

It's a Christmas gift i anticipate shall keep giving us more gifts & more gifts for many weeks to come.

 

[Whats a Battle]

Go check out some clips from the original seasons of the bachelor (or that Joe millionaire one specifically) - 20 odd absolutely stunning women without a hint of cosmetic adjustments.

You see any of those shows now and it’s some attack of the clones type garbage - 20 odd women with the exact same face

Yeah it's one of the more baffling trends of the past decade.

Didn't people used to mock women in their 50s-60s for getting this done, trying to desperately hold onto youth and end up looking like gargoyles? And now, we have young women who are beautiful to begin with that look like gargoyles entirely by choice. I don't get it at all.

 

[peternorth]

So baby is neales?

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Yeah it's one of the more baffling trends of the past decade.

Didn't people used to mock women in their 50s-60s for getting this done, trying to desperately hold onto youth and end up looking like gargoyles? And now, we have young women who are beautiful to begin with that look like gargoyles entirely by choice. I don't get it at all.

I dated a hair dresser years ago. She had a client, I’d call her the $100,000 Woman. She spent $100k getting a gastric sleeve, her **** done, her nose/lips/teeth done. Lost a tonne of weight and looked alright for a bit. But with that gastric sleeve operation, you can over eat, stretch your stomach back out and put the weight straight back on. She did that, the extra weight seemed to engulf all her cosmetic surgery and she came out looking just the same as she had before she started. Essentially spent $100k for a year of looking mildly better. I feel sorry for the girl but that’s the insidious nature of this culture. For every Tess who is ARGUABLY attractive, there’s a handful of girls burning their hard earned chasing the dream.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Serves her right for marrying a professional sportsman. They all cheat.

What

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Why was she posing like some kind of celebrity?

Fair enough she is hamming it up for the cameras now, she is definitely famous at the minute (albeit for ****ing her best mate's husband) but she was hardly "iconic" since 1996, she was literally a ****ing laterday saint missionary lmao.

What a loon

She's a narcissist. She's always thought she's iconic.

 

[bull69dozer]

wonder if anyone has looked back to see when Lachie got the Bow & Arrow tattoo, just after the kid was born would be my guess.

 

[The Unforgiven]

I kid you not, I lived in an outback qld banjo country town for a few years for work. There was a guy there who swapped his wife/gf (probably his sister, actually) for a Mitsubishi Sigma.

He found out she'd been jumping the fence for a while, so instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, he went over there and told the pair of them he knew what was going on and he could 'keep her', but it would cost him the Sigma, to which they agreed.

Old mate got 'crazy lady', and the other guy got his hands on a very used jaundice yellow Sigma. Everyone was happy (and also ****ing inbred)

If you ever travel far enough west of Brisbane, and you go through a town called Yuleba, just keep driving

I can 100 percent vouch for just how redneck those towns in the Western Downs region of Queensland are.

My advice is to never go west of Toowoomba. If you get to Oakey, you've gone too far. If you get to Dalby, my condolences.

 

[danster168]

do the afl gift brisbane another top 3 pick to help them manage this ordeal?

 

[RonnieRaven]

This thread needs to be certified
Cyber detectives
Cosmetic surgeons
Family court lawyers
Beauty pageant judges
Tabloid journalists
Coupled with the big questions
How many kids does Rat Neale actually have?
Which kids choose which club for father son?
What does Ben think of it all?

 

[Anja_Nees]

Yeah it's one of the more baffling trends of the past decade.

Didn't people used to mock women in their 50s-60s for getting this done, trying to desperately hold onto youth and end up looking like gargoyles? And now, we have young women who are beautiful to begin with that look like gargoyles entirely by choice. I don't get it at all.

It’s a bit cliche, but the distortive effect of the introduction of social media will be studied for centuries.

 

[peternorth]

Would've loved to see England give the new ball to Tongue in that last over...could've been a hat trick with Boland in it twice

Tess is a fan of Tongue

 

[Tandy]

I wonder what Jules is up to today…hopefully enjoying the nice Perth sunshine.

 

[Toump Ass]

dont any of you campaigners have families? It's christmas ffs.

Mate my kids were up 4am Christmas morning to see Santa. Big **** off day of presents, video calls, cleaning, eating.

Very thankful to Lachie Dirty Cheating campaigner Neale and his Mormon hottie tart, and all my bigfooty friends for giving me a few moments break during the last few days!

 

[ferball]

Never, in all my time on BF, have I seen a thread where so many blokes are discussing Botox, women's ages or lip filler. Feel like I really need a beer suddenly.

I'm reading this rubbish (why? Bob only knows,) watching the cricket and Gilly starts crapping on about botox too. What have you people done???