Remove this Banner Ad

Think Tank 2026 AFL (and non-AFL) predictions fred

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

V23

Brownlow Medallist
Aug 9, 2010
10,115
18,804
AFL Club
Carlton
Time to put everything on the line and predict what you think will happen (or won’t happen in Essington’s finals case :$ ) in 2026!

I’ll start off with some easy ones:

  • Carlton to outperform Essington and Richmond
  • Essington won’t win a final
  • zackah will melt often and try to reboot his ‘honourable loss’ fred even though no one GAF
  • Jazmanian stadium still won’t have been built
  • Lachie Neale will have 1 2 3 extra-marital affairs
 
zackah and V23 to finally get together

The hashtag in v23’s name will return to the delight of the bay

Chronz, James Colorado and I all become mods of the bay and bring back the Sooz

Carlton will still be shit
 
Last edited:

Log in to remove this Banner Ad

Remove this Banner Ad

zackah and V23 to finally get together

The hashtag in v23’s name will return to the delight of the bay

Chronz, James Colorado and I all become mods of the bay and bring back the Sooz

Carlton will still be shit
Tankers will sink even lower this year under another failed rebuild. Bummers to add another 1.5 years to the days since last won a final tally.

Dim Sim to continue melting about '16, '22 and '24.
 
Richmond to win the Spoon.

Noah Anderson to win the brownlow

Freo to shock the world and win the flag

Voss sacked after Carlton finish bottom 4

Cousin Brad sacked after Essingtin finish bottom 2

Eagles will be a lot better than everyone thinks.

Albo continuing to be the goat PM doing Goat Things.

Dean Cox sacked after Swines start the season 2 - 9 ...

Celtics to stun the world and make the NBA Finals

Sooky to be perma bant (agaon)

Gone for more realistic predictions for once.
 
Lachie Neale to win the Norm Smith
 

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

And thank no one in his speech for all their support

Pretty naive of you to assume Neale will ever win another Brownlow or Norm Smith or any kind of major award. The AFL will make sure he is blackballed from any kind of individual award for the rest of his playing days.
 
Pretty naive of you to assume Neale will ever win another Brownlow or Norm Smith or any kind of major award. The AFL will make sure he is blackballed from any kind of individual award for the rest of his playing days.
Poor campaigner will be blue balled as well for a while. He could have rooted her a few years ago so Daicos might have won one. Add Lachie Neales old fella to the things that have cost Daicos a Brownlow
 
Collingwood's training ground to be shifted to the local aged care facility.

Melbourne's pre-season to be broadcast as part of WWE.

The Loins will ban the local Mothers' Club from going anywhere near their training facilities (why tempt fate when you've got Lachie Neale in your team? :$)
 
Poor campaigner will be blue balled as well for a while. He could have rooted her a few years ago so Daicos might have won one. Add Lachie Neales old fella to the things that have cost Daicos a Brownlow
Who’s to blame for him not even winning the Copeland?
 

Remove this Banner Ad

Think Tank 2026 AFL (and non-AFL) predictions fred

🥰 Love BigFooty? Join now for free.

Back
Top