Think Tank 2026 AFL (and non-AFL) predictions fred

[V23]

Time to put everything on the line and predict what you think will happen (or won’t happen in Essington’s finals case ) in 2026!

I’ll start off with some easy ones:

• Carlton to outperform Essington and Richmond
• Essington won’t win a final
• zackah will melt often and try to reboot his ‘honourable loss’ fred even though no one GAF
• Jazmanian stadium still won’t have been built
• Lachie Neale will have 1 2 3 extra-marital affairs

 

[TheGoatBaron]

zackah and V23 to finally get together

The hashtag in v23’s name will return to the delight of the bay

Chronz, James Colorado and I all become mods of the bay and bring back the Sooz

Carlton will still be shit

 

[zackah]

Obsessed flogs to continually tag me.

Oh look that’s already happened

 

[V23]

Obsessed flogs to continually tag me.

Oh look that’s already happened

• zackah will melt often

Welp, guess I can go ahead and check that one off

 

[Footy Is Good]

Orange Crush for the 3peat

 

[catscratchfever]

Carltoon to slide into irrelevance...

Oh wait

P.S. Essingtin are way ahead of Carltoon (as far as irrelevance goes)

 

[zackah]

Sav to 5peat the MOTY and V23 to lose his shit for his new bestie

 

[V23]

Sav to 5peat the MOTY and V23 to lose his shit for his new bestie

Old m7 zackah to run with the same material from 2025 for yet another year

 

[Pistol Night]

Elmer to discover what an understatement us

 

[catscratchfever]

Elmer to discover what an understatement us

What odds are you giving?

 

[Pistol Night]

What odds are you giving?

I don't think we can frame a market. Hes decided under means over and is sticking with it. Admirably

 

[the avoca drover]

Agree with above posters concerning Carlolton.

 

[WA ROO]

The bummers and norf will fight for the wooden spoon

 

[Chronz]

zackah and V23 to finally get together

The hashtag in v23’s name will return to the delight of the bay

Chronz, James Colorado and I all become mods of the bay and bring back the Sooz

Carlton will still be shit

Tankers will sink even lower this year under another failed rebuild. Bummers to add another 1.5 years to the days since last won a final tally.

Dim Sim to continue melting about '16, '22 and '24.

 

[Plugger35]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Richmond to win the Spoon.

Noah Anderson

15

Noah Anderson

Age

24

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.0

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

CL

0.0

1star

to win the brownlow

Freo to shock the world and win the flag

Voss sacked after Carlton finish bottom 4

Cousin Brad sacked after Essingtin finish bottom 2

Eagles will be a lot better than everyone thinks.

Albo continuing to be the goat PM doing Goat Things.

Dean Cox

Dean Cox

Age

44

Ht

203cm

Wt

107kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.9

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.0

1star

sacked after Swines start the season 2 - 9 ...

Celtics to stun the world and make the NBA Finals

Sooky to be perma bant (agaon)

Gone for more realistic predictions for once.

 

[Kabanna]

V23 to continue squibbing Carlton game day threads. Spreaders to win 2026 MOTY. Just for something different

 

[WA ROO]

Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

32

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

to win the Norm Smith

 

[Pistol Night]

Lachie Neale to win the Norm Smith

And thank no one in his speech for all their support

 

[WA ROO]

And thank no one in his speech for all their support

He could thank whichever slurry he picks up at the Crown after the game

 

[Pistol Night]

He could thank whichever slurry he picks up at the Crown after the game

What a beautiful way to end season one of footballer needs a new wife

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

And thank no one in his speech for all their support

Pretty naive of you to assume Neale will ever win another Brownlow or Norm Smith or any kind of major award. The AFL will make sure he is blackballed from any kind of individual award for the rest of his playing days.

 

[Pistol Night]

Pretty naive of you to assume Neale will ever win another Brownlow or Norm Smith or any kind of major award. The AFL will make sure he is blackballed from any kind of individual award for the rest of his playing days.

Poor campaigner will be blue balled as well for a while. He could have rooted her a few years ago so Daicos might have won one. Add Lachie Neales old fella to the things that have cost Daicos a Brownlow

 

[catscratchfever]

Collingwood's training ground to be shifted to the local aged care facility.

Melbourne's pre-season to be broadcast as part of WWE.

The Loins will ban the local Mothers' Club from going anywhere near their training facilities (why tempt fate when you've got Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

32

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

in your team? )

 

[Kabanna]

Poor campaigner will be blue balled as well for a while. He could have rooted her a few years ago so Daicos might have won one. Add Lachie Neales old fella to the things that have cost Daicos a Brownlow

Who’s to blame for him not even winning the Copeland?