Our players listed heights

[THE AISSASSIN]

You cant read, I will take the AFL official websites stats over yours any day of the week, you meet with Arthur Tuttle and measure his sphincter for all I care.

You go down and measure em up, take photos and post your results on here if your so confident buddy. Go lurk around the change rooms with your measuring tape and camera, don't forget to get the boys to sign something so we know.......you really have NO IDEA.


Best of luck and look forward to your results.

If you cant get them, and lets face it, a freak like you wont have a chance in measuring all the boys up , what next after pubs, ground markings, and random bets......

Hey, how about you take a photo of yourself next to Eureka tower and guess its height within 2 centimetres and bet everyone $5k your right.....

But my dear dear Audas I invite YOU yes YOU (I hope you can understand that) to meet me and measure Carrazzo.
I will offer Carrotts 30% of my winnings for his trouble if he helps settle a bet.
What is your problem with the search for the truth in this disagreement.
Surely the tape measure dosnt lie and here is your chance to
a/prove me wrong and that I am the idiot that you insinuate I am
b/Make up to $5,000 dollars in a few minutes

What are you scared of ?
Show everyone that you do indeed have some testicles and lets do it.

Otherwise all you doing is proving to all that you are just an argumentitive little xxxxsucker who is too scared to test his own beliefs and statements.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

Audus it appears you have many fans and admirers here on BF, especially for your meek attempts to appear intelligent.

I will paste a PM from an unnamed admirer for you, that recalls your previous attempt to appear the unwarranted genius.


"Audas is a ****wit, if you feel like embarassing him I suggest you bring up this certain quote....."




Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrust
Personal insults, i never would have pictured that from a man of such distinguished vocabulary.

So the saints entrenched mediocrity isn't set in but the reality of it is setting in as we speak? GENIUS!
I concluded you used a thesaurus because if you can't construct a coherent sentence there is little chance you would have such a fine vocabulary

Haha try and turn it around, yes I often use rhetoric here is the definition so you can know what it means next time you pretend you are intelligent:

Also if anyone else is interested in how you too can be a genius like Audas you can follow this faultless guide:

Using this method I found I could change sentences like this:

If I use big words people will think I'm smart

INTO

whilst utilizing vocabulary of immeasurable substantiality the populace percieves that my intelligence is amplified.

I'm so cool!

He likes to use big words and was found out for being an idiot, then he left the thread and was never to be seen again....

 

[Beloved]

You've gotta' love a rant!

A+++!

 

[thylacine60]

Game truly on now, it simply can't be left to die out. And man am I wrapped to be a bystander for a change. Go hard fellas!

 

[Artie Bucco]

Game truly on now, it simply can't be left to die out. And man am I wrapped to be a bystander for a change. Go hard fellas!

Is this the right time where we all form a circle and yell out..."FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT......"


i'll place $5 on the aissasin

 

[thylacine60]

I'll take that bet. Always been a not so secret admirer of the Audasman. He's so ****ing loquacious!

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

I think instead on cintinuing a verbal stoush we should just go down and measure Carrotts as I suggested , as the accuracy of player stats released by the club is what this argument has really been about.

I'm willing to put $ up to support my claims.

I welcome Blue_Boys and Thylacine to join us , bring a tape measure and supervise the measurement, and of course hold onto the cash until the result of any wager is finalised.

 

[Silvagnis]

Is this the right time where we all form a circle and yell out..."FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT......"


i'll place $5 on the aissasin

Double it and they can get a room.

 

[Beloved]

I think instead on cintinuing a verbal stoush we should just go down and measure Carrotts as I suggested , as the accuracy of player stats released by the club is what this argument has really been about.

I'm willing to put $ up to support my claims.

I welcome Blue_Boys and Thylacine to join us , bring a tape measure and supervise the measurement, and of course hold onto the cash until the result of any wager is finalised.

Okay, so what height do you and audus beleive Carrazzo is? I missed a bit here.

I'm willing to chuck a $10 in here.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

Okay, so what height do you and audus beleive Carrazzo is? I missed a bit here.

I'm willing to chuck a $10 in here.

The club lists him at 187cm.......nearly 6'2
I am 182 cm and taller than him.

Audus insists the clubs stats are accurate.

I will bet any worthwhile amount he chooses that Carrazzo is under 187cm

 

[Thrust]

haha this was a certainly a worthwhile trip to this board

 

[thylacine60]

The court is in recess.

 

[BlueYoss]

I think instead on cintinuing a verbal stoush we should just go down and measure Carrotts as I suggested , as the accuracy of player stats released by the club is what this argument has really been about.

This argument stopped being about how tall Carazzo really is and became a pissing contest some time ago...

 

[Salaryman]

Audas- Fantasy:

Audas - Reality:

 

[Thrust]

Audas, you should take this bet, $5000 for proving a lesser person (not Audas) wrong.

Imagine all the things you could do with $5000

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AND if that's not enough incentive I will issue a public apology on the main board for saying you aren't the smartest person ever.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

I'll take that bet. Always been a not so secret admirer of the Audasman. He's so ****ing loquacious!

How does that old saying go? "one man's trash is another man's treasure"

 

[audas]

Glad to see you've picked up some support in another intellectual leviathan.....not much I can do but use English...

I have never said that the Carlton sites stats are absolute, my argument is that I will take theirs over your "guesstimates" and snap shots.....

In response you have tried to back up your claims as being accurate with

1) Bets to be settled by meeting up with players outside the changer ooms with a tape measure and camera (like that isn't just freaken weird)

2) the misplacing of the 50 meter arc (now there's evidence that your guesstimates are more accurate......

3) The announcement of purchasing pubs as proof the AFL Carlton website is inaccurate.....


You don't seem to get I couldn't give a rats how tall they are, my point, is that I am going to rely on their stats more that your "duct-tape-fencing-wire" approach.

 

[audas]

Audas- Fantasy:

Audas - Reality:

Very Baudrillard.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

Glad to see you've picked up some support in another intellectual leviathan.....not much I can do but use English...

I have never said that the Carlton sites stats are absolute, my argument is that I will take theirs over your "guesstimates" and snap shots.....

In response you have tried to back up your claims as being accurate with

1) Bets to be settled by meeting up with players outside the changer ooms with a tape measure and camera (like that isn't just freaken weird)

2) the misplacing of the 50 meter arc (now there's evidence that your guesstimates are more accurate......

3) The announcement of purchasing pubs as proof the AFL Carlton website is inaccurate.....


You don't seem to get I couldn't give a rats how tall they are, my point, is that I am going to rely on their stats more that your "duct-tape-fencing-wire" approach.

so in other words you are too chicken to put your $ where your mouth is !

Point 1....tape measure not so weird to settle a bet......no cameras needed.....and players are happy to have pics taken with fans.......you are just using this weirdo claim because you to scared to be proven wrong and lose a bet.

Point 2 about the 50M arc is not my story, the club was caught by the AFL and officially told to remark it.

Point 3/ the anouncement about the pubs definately IS proof that announcements on the CFC are at times inaccurate or misleading, just like every media outlet that makes mistakes, which they all do.

In finnishing I can only say that your refusal to believe that clubs are into deliberate misinformation shows how naive you are.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

I'll take that bet. Always been a not so secret admirer of the Audasman. He's so ****ing loquacious!

Mate I reckon you owe BLue_Boys a fiver

 

[audas]

so in other words you are too chicken to put your $ where your mouth is !

Point 1....tape measure not so weird to settle a bet......no cameras needed.....and players are happy to have pics taken with fans.......you are just using this weirdo claim because you to scared to be proven wrong and lose a bet.

Point 2 about the 50M arc is not my story, the club was caught by the AFL and officially told to remark it.

Point 3/ the anouncement about the pubs definately IS proof that announcements on the CFC are at times inaccurate or misleading, just like every media outlet that makes mistakes, which they all do.

In finnishing I can only say that your refusal to believe that clubs are into deliberate misinformation shows how naive you are.

You miss the point yet again....

This entire thread is about you trying to prove that I, and for that matter everyone else, should take your word, hearsay, and guesstimates as being more reliable and worthy than what is posted on the AFL - carlton website.

Making preposterous bets, relaying ridiculous posts by Essendon idiots, querying a mistaken footy arc, and questioning the veracity of the carltons football business operations have all been employed by yourself to back yourself up as more reliable than the Carlton Football club.

The type of examples you have employed in your argument are completely ridiculous. Simple as that.

For example you have decided to choose Carrazzo as a template to prove your reliability over Carltons, well if we measured other players and one was found to be correct then would the opposite be true?

You just don't get what is being said to you.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

You miss the point yet again....

This entire thread is about you trying to prove that I, and for that matter everyone else, should take your word, hearsay, and guesstimates as being more reliable and worthy than what is posted on the AFL - carlton website.

Making preposterous bets, relaying ridiculous posts by Essendon idiots, querying a mistaken footy arc, and questioning the veracity of the carltons football business operations have all been employed by yourself to back yourself up as more reliable than the Carlton Football club.

The type of examples you have employed in your argument are completely ridiculous. Simple as that.

For example you have decided to choose Carrazzo as a template to prove your reliability over Carltons, well if we measured other players and one was found to be correct then would the opposite be true?

You just don't get what is being said to you.

Youre yje idiot mate....I said there are examples of players heights being innacurate.

I gave Carrots as an example.....I also mentioned Grigg.........and Joey Anderson in nowhere near his listed 188cm..........i did not say I came to this conclusion merely by snapshots...........I stood next to these guys and was making sure they were standing straight.

Clubs lie about player's injuries, size, weight, speed and fitness regularly, but not all the time.
The CFC website also does not regularly update the player's profiles so stats like height and weight can become innacurate, even if originally correct

I was pointing out a couple of examples where the stats appear wrong.......you on your high horse without checking anything but CFC website claim that I am wrong with a sarcastic attitude.

You are disliked by many here on BF and its obvious why Mr Thesaurus

 

[borissey]

Not my argument but the Hotels announcements in the sites and press wasnt misleading, it was going to happen, people thought it was going to happen. but it fell through.

Why did it fall through?

Well, somehow someone managed to get Carlton a carried interest in something of value.

That means someone putting money in was missing out on value.

That person probably cracked the shits and called off the deal.

Nothing misleading about the announcement at all; thats just business.

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

Not my argument but the Hotels announcements in the sites and press wasnt misleading, it was going to happen, people thought it was going to happen. but it fell through.

Why did it fall through?

Well, somehow someone managed to get Carlton a carried interest in something of value.

That means someone putting money in was missing out on value.

That person probably cracked the shits and called off the deal.

Nothing misleading about the announcement at all; thats just business.

It was misleading as it was announced as a "done deal", before the contacts were signed. As we found out it was not a "done deal".

The announcement on CFC website was that we had acquired these pubs and about the revenue we would get.
They did not announce that we were only in negotiation to buy the pubs, or that conntracts had yet to be signed.
The truth is we were only in negotiation with no contracts signed.

Thats business.....and that was misleading

 

[mediumsizered]

It was misleading as it was announced as a "done deal", before the contacts were signed. As we found out it was not a "done deal".

The announcement on CFC website was that we had acquired these pubs and about the revenue we would get.
They did not announce that we were only in negotiation to buy the pubs, or that conntracts had yet to be signed.
The truth is we were only in negotiation with no contracts signed.

Thats business.....and that was misleading

I don't remember the website or the media stating the club was buying any hotels. From memory it was announced that a syndicate made up of some directors of the club were acquiring an interest in a number of hotels & at least part of the profits from the hotel operations would be directed to the club. The club was not going to own the hotels, or have any debts as a result of this deal. We (the club) were never in negotiation to purchase any hotels.