BigFooty

    #sackantbear
    JUST ANOTHER VAIN THREAD WHERE I BOAST ABOUT MOVING TEAMS., Jun 21, 2018 at 12:25 PM
  1. GotTheGoodes

    #sackantbear
  2. JUST ANOTHER VAIN THREAD WHERE I BOAST ABOUT MOVING TEAMS., Jun 21, 2018 at 11:35 AM
  3. SarahSmiles

    Hello people of the SFA, people who have stumbled upon this forum by accident and BLERN,

    My name is not something that I am going to reveal but for purposes lets call me Smiles, Smiles being the young bright child that he is realised that haydo and the West Coast Wonders aren't truely appreciative of his impressive qooty skills, in private talks Smiles and the Wonders LG group agree that he can leave, the only problem is he has to find a club who wants him. Smiles signs with the Swamprats in the next half an hour and begins the move to the underground stadium. As soon as he arrives at Underground stadium his phone lights up with offers from all of the SFA captains. Smiles laughs them off and declines them all Ant Bear and Dingster have taken him under their wings and Smiles is happy.

    Now it's time to boast!
    I AM THE GREATEST SFA PLAYER TO HAVE EVER QOOTYED,
    WONDERS SUCK
    xenxen IS MY SISTER
    #SACKANTBEAR
    That is all now bully me for being a child.
  4. Who should your club delist?, Jun 20, 2018 at 10:22 PM
  5. GotTheGoodes

    .... WTF?!? This isn't in keeping with the team ethos Haro!

    #sackantbear everyday and twice on Sunday ffs!!
  6. Who should your club delist?, Jun 20, 2018 at 7:35 PM
  7. Red Hot Rookies vs The SFA Monstars, Jun 20, 2018 at 6:42 PM
  8. JoshWoodenSpoon

    1 : 11.56 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
    1 : 12.03 {rW} - Ant Bear takes off.
    1 : 12.07 {rW} - Ant Bear dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
    1 : 12.11 {rW} - Smashed by por_please_ya.

    Phenom: If this were gridiron, this piece of play would be called a sack. Ant Bear got sacked. #SackAntBear

    1 : 12.13 {lW} - por_please_ya signals for her teammates to present.
    1 : 12.17 {lW} - YearOfTheRoos receives her handpass.
    1 : 12.21 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to TedDougChris.
    1 : 12.25 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of hotkorma.
    1 : 12.27 {FF} - NaturalDisaster is third man up and takes it easily.
    1 : 12.31 {FB} - NaturalDisaster turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
    1 : 12.36 {lHBF} - Sees JoshWoodenSpoon ahead and sends it their way.
    1 : 12.4 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon is outmarked by TedDougChris.
    1 : 12.41 {CHF} - BLERN with some space now.
    1 : 12.46 {CHF} - BLERN bounces the ball.
    1 : 12.5 {lHFF} - That came off the outside of the boot.
    1 : 12.54 {lHFF} - SarahSmiles is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
    1 : 12.56 {rHBF} - Not enough pressure on Hatchy1992.
    1 : 13 {rHBF} - That was illegal - and the free will go to SarahSmiles.
    1 : 13.04 {lHFF} - SarahSmiles has possession.
    1 : 13.08 {lFP} - He gets a handpass to U2tigers.
    1 : 13.1 {lFP} - U2tigers sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
    1 : 13.15 {lFP} - U2tigers may even have goaled.
    1 : 13.19 {lFP} - You won't see too many better than that. Champagne football.
    SFA Monstars : 3.3.21
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 3.1.19

    1 : 13.23 {C} - KohPhi wins the tapout.
    1 : 13.29 {rW} - Cactus_ dances around The Filth Wizard.
    1 : 13.33 {rW} - Cactus_ dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
    1 : 13.37 {CHB} - An underground handpass to rickety.
    1 : 13.41 {lHBF} - He elects to use sausageroll and kicks in that direction.
    1 : 13.43 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
    1 : 13.48 {rHFF} - Cloud_ tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
    1 : 13.52 {rHFF} - He involves KohPhi in the play.
    1 : 13.56 {rHFF} - Handpasses to Cloud_.
    1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - Quick hands to Ant Bear.
    1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - OOOOOOOooohh... U2tigers has poleaxed Ant Bear.

    Phenom: Ant Bear gets poleaxed again! I'm sensing that the Red Hot Rookies want him out of the match...

    1 : 14.06 {CHB} - rickety with a moment to look downfield.
    1 : 14.1 {lHBF} - Finds sausageroll with a handball.
    1 : 14.12 {lHBF} - What a tackle by Cloud_.
    1 : 14.16 {lHFF} - Thatsapaddlin signals for his teammates to present.
    1 : 14.21 - <<< 3121 premiers is coming on to replace Cloud_ >>>
    1 : 14.29 {lHFF} - Thatsapaddlin is now off and running.
    1 : 14.31 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to 3121 premiers.
    1 : 14.35 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Mobbs.
    1 : 14.39 {CHF} - Mobbs outbodies rickety and takes an easy mark in the end.
    1 : 14.43 {CHF} - With the ball is Mobbs.
    1 : 14.45 {rFP} - A worm burner to BigJoeD_.
    1 : 14.49 {rFP} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
    1 : 14.53 {FB} - Runk looking for a lead.
    1 : 14.58 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
    1 : 15 {lHBF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
    1 : 15.04 {lHBF} - 3121 premiers drops an absolute sitter.
    1 : 15.08 {CHF} - With the ball is Mobbs.
    1 : 15.12 - <<< Tigerturbulance is coming on to replace SarahSmiles >>>
    1 : 15.18 {CHF} - The ball is now with Mobbs.
    1 : 15.22 {CHF} - Draws a man and then with hands to fitzroybowiedog.
    1 : 15.26 {lFP} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to haydo.
    1 : 15.28 {lFP} - But Percel is standing in the way and marks.
    1 : 15.33 {rBP} - Percel with the ball now.
    1 : 15.37 {rBP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
    1 : 15.41 {lBP} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
    1 : 15.43 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. Jade runs onto it.
    1 : 15.47 {rHBF} - Handballs over the top to Matty411.
    1 : 15.51 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Jade.
    1 : 15.55 {C} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
    1 : 16 {C} - The ball spills free.
    1 : 16.01 {C} - GotTheGoodes sizes the options in front of him.
    1 : 16.06 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily por_please_ya was well placed to clean up.
    1 : 16.1 {rW} - Cactus_ on the end of this.
    1 : 16.14 {lW} - He transfers play using por_please_ya.
    1 : 16.16 {lW} - por_please_ya outbodies Hate and takes the mark.
    1 : 16.2 {lW} - por_please_ya sizes the options in front of her.
    1 : 16.24 {rW} - Handballs over the top to Cactus_.
    1 : 16.28 {CHF} - He sends the ball to BLERN.
    1 : 16.3 {CHF} - BLERN takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
    1 : 16.34 {CHF} - BLERN looking for a lead.
    1 : 16.38 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to TedDougChris.
    1 : 16.43 {rHFF} - TedDougChris crunched by JoshWoodenSpoon! TedDougChris very slow to get up.

    kdav: TDC probably regretting taking that screamer over Josh now.

    1 : 16.45 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon assessing what lies ahead of them.
    1 : 16.49 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon has time to take a bounce.
    1 : 16.53 {CHB} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
    1 : 16.57 {CHB} - Gets a handpass away to Ant Bear.
    1 : 16.59 {lHBF} - Sees JoshWoodenSpoon out of the corner of his eye.
    1 : 17.03 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
    1 : 17.07 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon looking for a lead.
    1 : 17.12 {CHB} - Quick hands to cats2rise under pressure.
    1 : 17.16 {lHBF} - Sees JoshWoodenSpoon out of the corner of his eye.
    1 : 17.17 {lHBF} - The ball spills free.
    1 : 17.22 {CHF} - BLERN scoops up the ball.
    1 : 17.26 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to U2tigers.
    1 : 17.3 {CHF} - U2tigers has wild shot at goal.
    1 : 17.32 {CHF} - And U2tigers doesn't disappoint us.
    SFA Monstars : 3.3.21
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.1.25


    kdav: Rookies hit the front! JoshWoodenSpoon tried to be too involved and again it's the Red Hot Rookies capitalising on a turnover. U2tigers is about as unconventional a goalkicker as they come but by god he's been effective today.
    Phenom: Bono displaying an uncharacteristically unselfish move by not disappointing people...

    1 : 17.36 {C} - KohPhi waits and wins the hitout.
    1 : 17.45 {rW} - The ball is now with U2tigers.
    1 : 17.47 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards GotTheGoodes.
    1 : 17.51 {C} - The ball drops short of GotTheGoodes.
    1 : 17.55 {C} - GotTheGoodes takes off.
    1 : 17.59 {C} - Wacky Tiger sews GotTheGoodes up in a fantastic tackle.
    1 : 18.01 {C} - Wacky Tiger with some space now.
    1 : 18.05 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily KohPhi was well placed to clean up.
    1 : 18.09 {C} - Then he runs it out of bounds ... deliberately.

    kdav: The Bombers captain thought he could get away with that one, needs to read up on the rules.
    Phenom: Actually kdavv, I think he spotted a Danny's Burgers food truck and got distracted...

    1 : 18.13 {C} - GotTheGoodes looking for a lead.
    1 : 18.17 {lW} - No-look handpass to por_please_ya.
    1 : 18.19 {lW} - YearOfTheRoos on the end of this.
    1 : 18.23 {CHF} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
    1 : 18.28 {CHF} - Shocking kick and cats2rise will take the mark.
    1 : 18.32 {CHB} - cats2rise wants to get on with proceedings.
    1 : 18.34 {lHBF} - He elects to use JoshWoodenSpoon and kicks in that direction.
    1 : 18.38 {lHBF} - JoshWoodenSpoon gets too far under the ball.
    1 : 18.42 {lHFF} - Tigerturbulance with the ball now.
    1 : 18.46 {lFP} - Handpass over the shoulder to U2tigers.
    1 : 18.48 {lFP} - A snap at goal ....
    1 : 18.52 {lFP} - He has missed.
    SFA Monstars : 3.3.21
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.2.26


    kdav: Josh dodges another bullet, he's been very error prone today and nearly cost the Monstars another goal.

    1 : 19.01 {FB} - Loonerty looks downfield.
    1 : 19.03 - <<< Cloud_ is coming on to replace Loonerty >>>
    1 : 19.11 {FB} - Nobody's checking Cloud_.

    kdav: I believe that's what they call the 'ole switcheroo'.
    Phenom: It certainly helped that Cloud_'s wearing a Loonerty mask to stop people noticing him...

    1 : 19.15 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
    1 : 19.17 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
    1 : 19.22 {rHBF} - Great saving mark taken by Tigerturbulance.
    1 : 19.25 {lHFF} - Tigerturbulance with the ball now.
    1 : 19.3 {lHFF} - Crunching tackle by Hatchy1992.
    1 : 19.32 {rHBF} - Hatchy1992 hits the ground running.
    1 : 19.36 {rHBF} - Tigerturbulance rides Hatchy1992 into the ground.
    1 : 19.4 {lHFF} - Its hard and tough but Tigerturbulance wins possession.

    Phenom: Bah gawd it's a slobberknocker!

    1 : 19.44 {lHFF} - Tigerturbulance has a ping.
    1 : 19.48 {lHFF} - Tigerturbulance is usually a beautiful kick for goal but he's shanked that.
    SFA Monstars : 3.3.21
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.3.27


    kdav: Oh that's a horror of a kick but what a fascinating piece of play there. Two players not holding anything back, what a physical contest this is turning out to be. Both players a bit sore after that exchange.

    1 : 19.54 {FB} - So NaturalDisaster ... with a moment to digest his options.
    1 : 19.58 {FB} - A long looping handpass to Ant Bear.
    1 : 20.02 {FB} - Ant Bear isn't just seeing stars after that clash with U2tigers. He could map the Milky Way.

    Phenom: I'm beginning to think that Ant Bear needs to be put onto the endangered species list...

    1 : 20.05 {FF} - hotkorma breaks a tackle and is off.
    1 : 20.08 {FF} - Crunching tackle by NaturalDisaster.
    1 : 20.13 {FB} - NaturalDisaster takes them on.
    1 : 20.17 {FB} - hotkorma sews NaturalDisaster up in a fantastic tackle.
    1 : 20.19 {FF} - Nobody's checking hotkorma.
    1 : 20.23 {FF} - A quick snap from hotkorma.
    1 : 20.27 {FF} - He has missed.
    SFA Monstars : 3.3.21
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.4.28

    1 : 20.34 {FB} - So Cloud_ ... with a moment to digest his options.
    1 : 20.37 {FB} - Quick hands to NaturalDisaster under pressure.
    1 : 20.42 {FB} - A wild handball - but luckily KohPhi was well placed to clean up.
    1 : 20.46 {rHBF} - Hatchy1992 on the end of this.
    1 : 20.5 {FB} - Handpass to space. NaturalDisaster runs onto it.
    1 : 20.52 {rHBF} - Hatchy1992 and Tigerturbulance jostle for position.
    1 : 20.56 {rHBF} - But the kick goes straight to Tigerturbulance.
    1 : 21 {lHFF} - Now Tigerturbulance has the ball. What can he do with it?.
    1 : 21.04 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to YearOfTheRoos.
    1 : 21.07 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to TedDougChris.
    1 : 21.1 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
    1 : 21.15 {FF} - That kick made it so easy for hotkorma.
    1 : 21.19 {FF} - With the ball is hotkorma.
    1 : 21.21 {FF} - NaturalDisaster sews hotkorma up in a fantastic tackle.
    1 : 21.25 {FB} - NaturalDisaster has possession.
    1 : 21.29 {FB} - Gives the ball to KohPhi.
    1 : 21.33 {FB} - fitzroybowiedog runs past and takes the handpass.
    1 : 21.36 {rHBF} - Hurried kick towards Hatchy1992.
    1 : 21.39 {rHBF} - The ball drops short of Hatchy1992.
    1 : 21.43 {rHBF} - Hatchy1992 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.

    Phenom: Hatchy sneaking in some rugby practice there.

    1 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Handpasses to Ant Bear.
    1 : 21.5 {rHBF} - Ant Bear has a bounce.
    1 : 21.53 {lHBF} - Long handpass to the running JoshWoodenSpoon.
    1 : 21.58 {lHBF} - They have time to take a bounce.
    1 : 22.02 {C} - Wacky Tiger takes off on a lead.
    1 : 22.04 {C} - GotTheGoodes did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
    1 : 22.08 {lW} - Taking the ball is por_please_ya.
    1 : 22.12 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
    1 : 22.16 {C} - GotTheGoodes gets too far under the ball.
    1 : 22.21 {C} - Taking the ball is Wacky Tiger.
    1 : 22.23 {C} - OOOOOOOooohh... GotTheGoodes has poleaxed Wacky Tiger.
    1 : 22.27 {rW} - Cactus_ streaming down the ground.
    1 : 22.31 {lW} - Finds por_please_ya with a handball.
    1 : 22.35 {lW} - Flicks it to YearOfTheRoos.
    1 : 22.37 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
    1 : 22.42 {C} - Wacky Tiger upset the marking attempt by GotTheGoodes.
    1 : 22.45 {C} - Wacky Tiger with all the time in the world.
    1 : 22.49 {C} - fitzroybowiedog on the end of this.
    1 : 22.52 {lW} - The Filth Wizard runs past and takes the handpass.
    1 : 22.55 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to fitzroybowiedog.
    1 : 23 {CHF} - Mobbs takes off on a lead.
    1 : 23.04 {CHF} - No mark taken as Mobbs and rickety wrestle for position.
    1 : 23.06 {CHF} - Mobbs fighting to get a clear kick.
    1 : 23.1 {rFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
    1 : 23.14 {rFP} - BigJoeD_ spills the mark.
    1 : 23.18 {rFP} - Now BigJoeD_ has the ball. What can he do with it?.
    1 : 23.21 {rFP} - BigJoeD_ from thirty metres.
    1 : 23.25 {rFP} - It just scrapes in for a point.
    SFA Monstars : 3.4.22
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.4.28

    1 : 23.32 {FB} - _Mike_ slowing down the play.
    1 : 23.35 {rHBF} - Boots the ball toward Jade.
    1 : 23.39 {rHBF} - Thatsapaddlin is in the way and will mark.
    1 : 23.43 {CHF} - Mobbs slowing down the play.
    1 : 23.47 {lHFF} - Spears a kick towards Thatsapaddlin.
    1 : 23.51 {lHFF} - The ball spills free.
    1 : 23.53 {rHBF} - Jade looks downfield.
    1 : 23.57 {rBP} - Almost a throw to U2tigers.
    1 : 24.02 {rBP} - An underground handpass to YearOfTheRoos.
    1 : 24.06 {lBP} - Handballs over the top to _Mike_.
    1 : 24.08 {FB} - A short kick to Runk.
    1 : 24.12 {FB} - Runk holds off Blacky with one hand and takes the mark with the other.
    1 : 24.16 {FB} - Runk has possession.
    1 : 24.2 {rHBF} - He sends the ball to Jade.
    1 : 24.22 {rHBF} - Jade spills the mark.
    1 : 24.27 {rHBF} - Jade hits the ground running.
    1 : 24.3 {lHBF} - Huge handpass to sausageroll. As good as a kick.
    1 : 24.34 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Percel.
    1 : 24.37 {rBP} - He has a bounce.
    1 : 24.41 {lBP} - Finds _Mike_ with a handball.
    1 : 24.45 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
    1 : 24.49 {rHBF} - Jade spills the mark.
    1 : 24.53 {rHFF} - 3121 premiers picks it up on the bounce.
    1 : 24.55 {rHFF} - Hands it off to fitzroybowiedog.
    ======================================
    SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 1
    SFA Monstars : 3.4.22
    RED H0T ROOKIES : 4.4.28
    ======================================


    kdav: Well, that's quarter time with the Red Hot Rookies leading by 6 points. It's been an enthralling clash so far, with no love lost between teammates on either side. Phenom, I'll pass over to you for your thoughts on the first quarter.
    Phenom: Impressive opening quarter from the Rookies, focussing a little much on out muscling the Monsters over skill...can't say how much of a toll it'll take on them, there's going to be more than a few cracked ribs by the end of the match.
  9. SEASON 25 SFA GRAND FINAL: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at SFA Park, Jun 17, 2018 at 5:29 PM
  10. rickety

    pfft #sackantbear
  11. SEASON 25 SFA GRAND FINAL: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at SFA Park, Jun 17, 2018 at 2:11 PM
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  13. sportsmaniac89

    #sackantbear
  14. SEASON 25 SFA GRAND FINAL: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at SFA Park, Jun 16, 2018 at 6:56 PM
  15. Dingster

    #sackantbear
  16. The Sin City Swamprats S25 Official Team Thread - Runners-up are the first losers, Jun 14, 2018
  17. SarahSmiles

    Hey guys, I'm rapt to announce that I'm going to be a Swamprat in season 26!!!
    Good luck for the Grand Final #doiffordrazzah #sackantbear #sarahsmilesswapie