The East Side Hawks S24 Team Thread #everyotherteamleftbehind, Jul 22, 2017 at 6:23 PM
  1. The Filth Wizard

    It goes without saying #scandal was the go to media thread of last season.

    Damn, you made me say it.
  2. #scandal, Jul 11, 2017
  3. brahj


    Reports are coming in that the Furies LG has become so desperate for new blood that Sterge has taken it upon himself to give Punt Road a child.

    After spending the night swiping on various dating apps and failing to attract any interest from the opposite sex he has combed his list of 28 friends on Facebook and started the various rituals which will provide the Furies with a much needed Father-Son pick.

    #scandal has received some screenshots of the Casanova in full flight:

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    Best of luck, mate.
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  5. arrowman

    Or is it a Duffin?

  6. #scandal, Jul 6, 2017
  7. brahj


    #scandal would like to take this opportunity to ensure all SFA players that it would never unjustly accuse anyone of spousal abuse. To those less reputable media identities who would stoop to such lows, you are entitled to one free #scandal subscription so you may learn what ethical journalism looks like.

    In other news, Quivorir has reportedly been accident free for more than 6 months. Congratulations.

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  9. Elton Johns Wig

    They use melt when they can't think of a suitable comeback
    I'm shocked to be sitting here #scandal
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  11. Blacky

    Our friend tried to change the rules for maximum All SFA noms

  12. #scandal, Jul 3, 2017
  13. brahj


    Papa Juggs seems to have finally thawed after falling into a freezer while rummaging for cheap tofu at the supermarket.

    #scandal understands that it can take a long period of time for these "Time Bandits" to adjust to their modern surroundings so please be patient and understanding.

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  14. #scandal, Jul 3, 2017
  15. brahj


    Reports coming out of Punt Road that, under the guise of "re-seeding the oval," the Furies Leadership group has sunk the entire Football program budget into erecting a series of heavily fortified positions around the hallowed ground.

    Here are some key statements from the press conference held earlier this afternoon

    "It will rival the Maginot Line, all who dare to attack the Furies will tremble in it's shadow as defence is now possible to be mounted from 360 degrees. There will also be rigorous checks performed for anyone wishing to leave the 'safe zone'," blubbered Sterge.

    "360 is good rap," added _Cayz_.

    "I think this was mentioned on HBO's Band of Brothers," replied akkaps.

    "Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits, look it up," suggested This Is Anfield.

    Wacky Tiger remained silent however appeared to publicly agree with everything said.

    Worrying times for Fighting Furies as they try and market themselves to the wider league as a fun-loving and accepting place despite taking aggressive measures against an unseen and possibly imagined enemy.

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  17. Oddhawk

    I'd wear this...