No, mate. At least I don't think I am. But you never can tell. I mean, maybe I am. I haven't been drinking at all, not that I can remember. Maybe I have had a few. Don't know. Who are you? And what are you doing in my post? I don't remember you. Leave me alone. Jack, where are you, my precioussss? Ah, there you are. Going now
This is my first nomination for post of the year. Very, very funny. Well done.