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    Review Dees v the Suns and no Trac: the Good, the Bad and the Fugly

    I do dislike him as a person. Didn't like him when he was appointed, didn't like him (though was begrudgingly grateful) when we won the flag, don't like him now. A bloke with a known history of drug and gambling issues really should not be put in a leadership position in an AFL club (or...
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    Review Dees vs Saints: The good, the bad & the fugly

    I propose that we all sing it "Sweeeeet Harry Sharp! Bah bah baaaaaaah! Blonde tips never looked so good. So good! So good! So good!"
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    Review Dees vs Saints: The good, the bad & the fugly

    I see what you did there... I hate to tell you but "athletic profile" is the new "learnings", so get used to it. GOOD Everything. That was so fun. Gawn is the GOAT ruck. BAD Nothing of note UGLY We will get absolutely shredded by teams with intense defensive pressure. Worth it for days like...
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    Recommitted Steven May [RFA 2026] - name was floated for a move in 2025, stayed

    We should plonk him at full forward for a year. Our forward entries would look slightly less shit with a proper gorilla standing underneath them.
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    AFLW 2023 – Round 3 v Western Bulldogs @ Casey Fields, Saturday 16 September (3:05 pm AEST)

    Excellent day with the kids in brilliant sunshine. The girls are a pleasure to watch. Tayla Harris is a bloody impressive rig in person, she’s carved out of granite.
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    Opinion Is Our Flag Window Shut?

    If we had Hogan, we wouldn't have May, and if we didn't have May, we wouldn't have a premiership, so... no thanks!
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    MFC Fans Only Non Demons Footy Chat 2023 - incl. AFL Grand Final

    Minor correction to an unimportant part of history, but Hutchence didn't die in a wanking accident. Like most famous musicians who died young, he simply committed suicide. Paula Yates didn't want to believe it so her PR team twisted the story to make his death an accident.
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    Best grand final performances to not win a norm smith

    They were. Like De Koning yesterday, he had a huge influence on the game when it was there to be won.
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    Best grand final performances to not win a norm smith

    LRT in 2012.
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    List Mgmt. 2021 Trade, FA and Draft Chat

    I have a degree of faith in our recruiting and list management team that is thoroughly disconcerting for an old Melbourne fan. What is this... confidence?
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    Retired #27 Luke Dunstan – retired

    I liked the point made in the article in The Age... Dunstan is a hangover cure for our midfield brigade. It says to our premiership winners: "If you are complacent over summer, you lose your spot to this bloke who is hungry for success".
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    Player Watch #36: Kozzy Pickett – 2025 All-Australian

    You're welcome to keep shovelling money into the pockets of foreign-owned gambling companies because you don't understand rudimentary mathematics, we just don't want to hear about here, where it's irrelevant. I love Kozzie.
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    Player Watch #36: Kozzy Pickett – 2025 All-Australian

    shut the f*ck up with this bullsh!t gambling talk. This is a football forum. Geezus it's like a frickin' cancer in every thread.
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    Traded #5: Christian Petracca – Norm Smith Medallist, Premiership Player, 4x All-Australian and 2x Best and Fairest. Traded to Gold Coast

    I reckon they originally credited him with a handball for the 'disposal' where he starts to slip over and gets tackled, and loses the ball as he hits the deck. (Late third quarter I think?). I reckon Champion Data have rescinded the play caller's decision to describe it as a handball. It's...
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    Retired #10: Angus Brayshaw – retired due to concussion (22/02). Thanks for everything, Gus.

    That period where he took that crazy mark in the forward fifty (he dived headfirst with no idea what was coming the other way... and he's one bad concussion away from retired), then smashed that pack in the defensive fifty was incredible. He was the one who lead the team energetically in that...
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