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    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Voss and co should be applauded for the mongrel they have injected into this team. Tonight wasn’t pure class rather an inner desire to win that is hard to quantify. Similar to when you are super hungry and refuse a balanced diet and go hunting for dim sims to smash. So wrong it’s right.
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    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Brisbane too good at home. They are better than us. No weitering or Walsh. No one picked us. Haven’t won there in a decade. 40 plus points down. Premiership quarter of old. We claw it back and win. Kids now in bed. Get to the chopper. Helicopter is out.
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    Autopsy 2024 Rd 0 - Harry kicks the winner vs Lions

    Watched it on delay. Just finished. My 10 year baby girl refused to go to bed. She did a somersault into the bean bag at the siren. This is what it’s about.
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    Injury Blue Healers Discussion - 2024

    Well done mods on the no discussion thread. I can’t stand it when this thread gets bumped…
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    Bluemour 'Silly Season' In Full Swing XXXV

    Amongst all the back and forth, if you look hard enough, there is something blossoming. We are witnessing something magical.
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    Bluemour 'Silly Season' In Full Swing XXXV

    I think dexters arms have just starting spinning.
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    List Mgmt. 2024 List Management 📃

    We had a mate when growing up, we used to call him Bigfoot Kevin. One of his feet was considerably larger than the other. When we played cricket, he always had issues getting his front foot forward, his bigger foot. Playing off his back foot, he was sublime. We worked him out, pitched it up...
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    Autopsy 2023 Preliminary Final Blues brave season comes to an end

    Took my 13 year old to watch the game at princes park, she hasn’t been very invested in football over the years. She was one of many of the younger generation that was mixed with privileged older supporters. She started off a bit timid but got invested and animated more as the game went on...
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    Preview 2023 Preliminary Final Carlton vs Brisbane Sat 23rd Sept 5.15PM @ Gabba

    Eldest daughter (13) had a chance to go to her friends birthday for a sleepover tonight. She said she’d rather be with me. Win tonight please Carlton.
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    No Oppo Supporters Essendon* - 6900 & Beyond - Carlton Posters ONLY!

    What fuel do you use in your flux capicitor?
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    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    Split second before crippa does the post game interview with Abby. Turn the volume up.
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    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    It’s been mentioned that Gawn spoiled Oliver’s goal hasn’t it?
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    Autopsy 2023 Semi Final Blues win a thriller!

    Love. Lots of it.
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    Autopsy 2023 Elimination Final Blues hold on in a thriller

    Said it since he joined our club, Martin’s eyebrows are the best in the business. If you squint you’ll see right one says norm and left says smith.
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