Thank you! Not nearly as empty as you might think. Didn't think I'd ever mention it on these forums and in hindsight, probably shouldn't have been goaded by the jibe.
I don't take baths but a shower with lavender scented soap will do. I think I'm going to the Eagles game though which puts a dent in those plans. One of the rare times I'll be attending an Eagles game and not secretly under-my-breath cheering for the opposition