Recent content by Biffinator

Two goals deep into Q2 - the augurs are pensive and so am I. Tigers by 17 points!

Sorry guys, I am getting old, I just forgot. Thanks for your concern. Boot Hill aint got my bonets. Transmissin has resumed

Friends, VB is ditch-water compared with West Horsham's nectar of the gods . . . . West End Lager. I will be keenly watch this debacle (Crows by 10 points) to determine the WH bogans are more inbred than their Port counterparts.

Caleb reminds me of the young Chris Judd. Power in his legs will come.

My dear friends, that is a victory for the ages. The day will come when we are back to being thumped again - this is a golden age for us!

Friends, in this town with neither cranes and nor teeth, I predictthat Port West Horsham, spearleaded by that latter-day goliath Charlie Dixon, will defeat our boys by four points

For the good times, everyone should look up into the sky and mutter the immortal word "NORF" Did we ever find out who coined this immortal word?

Friends, nothing will ever expiate the pain of 87 and 88 for us older guys. Share your thoughts after the game. Orks by 17 points

The Good - when Bevo does it tough in the after-match press conference. Mandatory watching! Westernfail Dogs - it is time to slay the sacred cow!

Friends I have always hated Bevo, even when he wore the Red and the Blue and paraded around in that loathsome Jack of Diamonds mullet. Please share your thoughts after the game - Western Faildogs by 15 points

Dont you just hate that shitty little ground - the SCG? Swans by 10 points. Share your angst after the game - and it is good to be back!

I will always love Clayton and his Fist of God goal.

Until I die, I will love Clayton Oliver and his Fist of God goal. I much rather that he be afflicted with the Attention deficit disorder stuff - rather than the temptation that pre-dated his arrival.

Zorko

I met Ron once in the Demons shop under the MCG. I was accompanied by my two kids, one of whom shook his hand - and RDB urged to do it a second time with a firmer grip. We were alone. I got him to sign the famous photo from 57 where he is being tackled by Bob Sutter. I should have asked him if...