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    World's most redundant jobs?

    100% The field umpire will be able to make the call 95% of the time. When he can’t it automatically goes upstairs.
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    News Clubs operating league-sanctioned drug testing program to evade gameday detection

    I realise you are being facetious, but do you not see how ridiculously corrupt this whole thing is? Culturally, it’s just awful. Any right minded person would think that. ‘We are signed up to WADA’s deal but this is how we work around that to reduce the risk of penalties and cover up drug use...
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    News Clubs operating league-sanctioned drug testing program to evade gameday detection

    It’s a way of avoiding the ‘official’ tests and reducing the risk of getting a strike or getting busted on game day. Sure they aren’t playing if they are a risk of failing, but it’s literately designed to avoid the system that is in place. I cannot imagine WADA (or who ever) would in anyway...
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    Eagles wanting priority picks.

    The Eagles have never asked for additional picks and are on record saying they don’t believe they should be available to anyone. Perhaps that changes with Don Pyke now in charge but the club has never cried poor in terms of not getting enough draft picks. Find something else to kick them...
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    News Clubs operating league-sanctioned drug testing program to evade gameday detection

    Cuz just used to jump over walls/into rivers to avoid his tests. These new guys have it all.
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    News Clubs operating league-sanctioned drug testing program to evade gameday detection

    Joel Selwood wouldn’t tell a lie! He’s never heard of this loophole and he definitely doesn’t have CTE!
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    News Clubs operating league-sanctioned drug testing program to evade gameday detection

    If only this could be directly linked to a non Victorian club, they are the ones with the illicit drug problems worth really digging into and exposing. Are we meant to just give Melbourne another * for their premiership to go with the COVID one?
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    List Mgmt. Welcome Harley Reid (Pick 1, 2023 National Draft)

    It probably helps preserve the DNA. Like the shaving canister in Jurassic Park.
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    Discussion Tasmania AFL Jumper Design

    triplewafer on Insta dropped their version of the logo…which is obviously easily better. Modern and crisp but also going for that ‘Local Footy Club’ vibe that Tassie seem to want to cultivate with their followers.
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    List Mgmt. Welcome Harley Reid (Pick 1, 2023 National Draft)

    So should we have a whip around and buy the debut guernsey the club is selling? We could probably extract some DNA to help make a clone for when OG Harley bails back to Victoria.
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    Prediction Round 3, 2024: Changes vs Western Bulldogs

    It won’t be popular but Brady Hough may need a spell - his disposal was really poor - 6 turnovers from his 18 disposals playing the majority of the time off a very busy half back flank, including some that directly cost goals. Bit of competition for small defenders at the moment - Witherden has...
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    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 2 - North v Freo Sat March 23rd 1:45pm AEDT (Marvel)

    You’ll hear it a lot more when they steamroll North in the 2nd half off the back of a Caleb Serong and Luke Jackson masterclass. This is a Semi Final team - at the very least - genuine top 4 Smokey.
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    Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 2 - North v Freo Sat March 23rd 1:45pm AEDT (Marvel)

    Absolutely no way Freo don’t still win this game.
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    Injury SJOGHCIU - Will the curse be lifted in 2024? LOL, not a chance. Rinse and repeat

    I’m more worried about him playing 2 consecutive seasons without breaking down.
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    Injury SJOGHCIU - Will the curse be lifted in 2024? LOL, not a chance. Rinse and repeat

    Who is to blame then? The fitness guy is new, so is the CEO, the coach is old but doesn’t manage injuries (you’d hope..). Footy Operations Manager maybe? Or is it just flat out a bad club doctor at play? When you say ‘recognise the obvious’ can you please be a little more obvious and...
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