Recent content by David Mensch

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. I've been working on a novel lately, and i thought i'd give you a look at the first page and see what you think. The main character is similar to myself in many ways, and i have drawn on some of my own life experiences. I haven't thought of a title for the book yet...

Hi Cats fans, Menschy here. I was watching the video "My Own Private Idaho" last night, when i fell asleep and had a strange dream. It started with Anna Kournikova hand feeding me grapes, whilst Jennifer Love Hewitt tickled the bottoms of my feet with a small rodent named Chippy. There was a...

Sir Archibald wonders how turtles have sex as well?

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. It was a great win by the boys over the Demons on Saturday. I was sitting in the stands with Gary Ablett Snr, but unfortunately he missed most of the 3rd quarter excitement. He excused himself to go to the snack bar, mumbling something about a 'bad case of the...

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. Sadly, i have not been included in the senior line up yet again. Given my age and the match committee's reluctance to pick me, it is a clear sign that i should retire in 4-5 years time. So once again i have put my artistic genius to good use and written another...

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. Shockwaves last night as Lance Picioane's Brownlow hopes were shattered by the tribunal. Good news for me though, found innocent on a striking charge. I was lucky because if i was charged with being striking i would have pleaded guilty on all counts your honor...

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. Alas, i find myself in the seconds again this week. I found some solace today however, when i sat under a tree with pen and paper in hand, and poured out all my anguish through poetry. I think you'll find this poignant little piece will touch your hearts. This...

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. Another emotional ANZAC Day has passed us by. It is an important day for my family because my grandfather, who was a tough old bugger, single handedly killed 2 Germans. Unfortunately he did that in a bar fight in Fitzroy and hence served 15 years of hard time. I...

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. I'm a bit upset at the moment because I just heard about this Kids 4 Life charity that collects money to spend on fun activities for terminally ill children. I'm fuming about this because when i was 10 years old i started the Kids 4 Skin charity. It didn't really...

I think Osama took out the wrong building.

Hey IIII Life, are you any relation to IIII Skin?

If this betting system is anything like the handful of 'magical' beans i bought last week then i don't want a bar of it!

Go back to sleep.

I believe Sheedy was basing his comment on Teasdale's brown velvet suit on Brownlow night. I agree with him that bad fashion sense should exclude you from the award. I have my leather pants and silk shirt all ready for when i win the medal.

Hi Cat fans, Menschy here. I've been a little bewildered over my omission from the senior side last week, and i decided to express my emotions through music. Here is a song i wrote to the tune of the classic 80s hit What About Me? by Moving Pictures: What About Mensch? Well there's a...