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    Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vulture.com/amp/2020/07/usain-bolt-shares-photos-of-baby-daughter-olympia.html He's already used that one
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    Game Day Round 14: Gold Coast v Port

    Good on you for not seeing race
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    Scape Goat 4 Port players eat food and watch swimming (CONFIRMED)

    $2 toasties hit the spot after taking your kids to swimming lessons
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    Scape Goat 4 Port players eat food and watch swimming (CONFIRMED)

    Imagine getting your dream job working for the AFL and you show up to work one day and are asked look at crowd footage from a swimming competition to compare to submitted credit card receipts to decide if it is possible that 4 young men might be eating food Also imagine that was the best part...
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    Scape Goat 4 Port players eat food and watch swimming (CONFIRMED)

    Or more swimming
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    Banter TRTT Part 12: Get Your Bowels Checked

    Have you thought of coaching PAFC? Minimal internal pressure. Lots of external pressure but that's only an issue if you can't block out white noise
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    Preview Round 14, 2021 vs Gold Coast SUNS @ Metricon Stadium, 19/06/21

    Don't forget we extended him after a record loss against the Crows in a gale and a choke against WCE at home final that was largely lost at selection Old mate Teflon ken will need more than a loss against GCS to have any pressure put on him. The media will probably sell a loss as the suns...
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    Mega Thread Port Forum 'General AFL Talk' Thread Part 19

    He'd probably just use it to get another 2yr extension
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    Opinion Sack Hinkley 3 - 2021 is worse than 2020 already

    'Hinkley said Marshall’s injury inside the first five minutes of the game played a part in the loss. “When you’ve got an intercept marking team against you who rely on getting the ball off you in the air,” he explained.' Lol. Like this is the first time we've been destroyed by intercept marks...
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    List Mgmt. 2021 Trade Targets

    At this point my preference is the draft to build a list for the next coach. More big name recruits isn't the answer. We've had the next big thing in Ryder, Dixon, rocky, motlop etc with no change at any point. Adding to the list is pointless when we can't improve our structure or forward...
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    Opinion Sack Hinkley 3 - 2021 is worse than 2020 already

    The script for this game was written in the second half of 2014 and has been playing on repeat ever since
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    Review Round 13, 2021 vs Geelong

    Getting killed by intercept marks dropping in front of Charlie has been how every decent team had beaten us since he's been here. You'd think the coaching group could suggest an alternative plan to kick it 10m in front of Dixon while he stands stationary wrestling his opponent after 5 years The...
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    Toast Extend Ken, regardless

    I'm imagining a coke zero under a box being held up by a stick
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    Opinion Sack Hinkley 3 - 2021 is worse than 2020 already

    Didn't work very hardery though