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  1. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    lol "hex" You dumb ****en dribbler.
  2. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Here's how to get onto a road crew: Step 1: Drop out of school at the end of grade 10 Step 2: Spend the rest of your teens drinking premix bourbons, smoking Winfield Blues, watching day time tv and mooching off society Step 3: Assault a stranger for wearing Holden racing gear coz FPV's are the...
  3. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

  4. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    How about I just did, you gravy guzzling twit. Go back to your trying to show off your outdoor kitchen to your other tradie mates so you can watch supercars whilst cooking sandwich steak on the BBQ. Another Southern Comfort, anyone?
  5. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    LOL checkout my $20K dingy with fishing rod holders. After we pull in some flathead for dinner we'll stop by the bottle-o and pick up a carton of Bundy and coke on the way back to my mcmansion to watch Van Damme movies! Plebs
  6. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    She must be stoked that her tubby husband spends his days making up stories about other blokes wives then. Lol at how insecure you are.
  7. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    I imagine AlbertonBloke sitting on his recliner, swilling a Carlton Midstrength (he's on a health kick) whilst watching ACA when one of his 11 children come to ask for help with their homework only for him to shoo them away coz "I'm watching the news".
  8. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Lol guess who's banging Alberton Bloke. :$
  9. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Lol "one of my boats" Chip on the shoulder not only causes you to rationalise stealing, but brag about your shitty toys and fantasise about sleeping with other men's wives. Let's be honest, the last time you had consensual sex you paid for it. BTW, you've got a dried tomato sauce stain on...
  10. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    "I'm jealous of the success that these people have worked hard for, so I'm going to steal money from them coz they didn't spend four years getting a certificate to change a light bulb!" Only in the mind of a sweaty fat tradie cretin does stealing sound like appropriate behaviour. I hope...
  11. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Do Domino's make you wear high-vis when delivering pizza these days, Scroat? Regardless whether you wear it or not, we all know you're still a cousin stalking cretin anyway.
  12. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Do you have a $900 fishing rod too?
  13. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    For someone that spent the day banging a plethora of horny housewives you sure are tightly wound.
  14. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    :$
  15. HobartHawk

    If you wear high-vis clothing to work, you're a cretin

    Apologies, I must've got you mixed up with someone else. So you don't own either of those things?
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