Lance Uppercut

*sigh* what a loser some people are, not you of course lance, you're a weapon of mass destruction which is why i'm insisting we catch up in the next month. Infact, i'm meeting friends this friday night, i will text you the location and see if you're keen. It might be nice to catch up before essendon play the swannies anyway because we may not like each other come monday

Anyway lovely, I hope you're going fantastically and look forward to seeing you really soon.

love nicky
xox

Hi sexy - your visitor notes suck...except for this one of course.....hey, if you find out any aliases let me know asap 'cause I just can't wait to ban their sorry arses.......

Hey, how come I'm not on your friends list? Aren't we friends? Huh? I thought we were like the best friends ever.

So yeah, I hate chocolate ice cream so what I'm goona do is disguise myself as Vanilla ice cream and sneak into the same bowl as chocolate and then BAM!!!! I'm gonna tell chocolate what a f**king laaaaaame flavour it is.......

...love ya bbe....

we will sweety pie

hey lancey how are you going?
xox

Good old collingwood forever,
We know how to play the game,
Side by side we stick together,
To uphold the magpies name,
See the barrackers a'shouting,
As all barrackers should,
Oh, the premierships a cake-walk,
For the good old Collingwood!!!

Good old Collingwood forever
They know how to play the game
Side by side they stick together
To uphold the Magpies name
See the barrackers a' shouting
As all barrackers should
Oh, the premierships a cakewalk
For the good old Collingwood

hey lancey pancey How's it going maitee? I'm doing that course this week and i definitely made the right decision so thanks for the advice you gave me . Keep next week open, we might be having a catch up next week with h2f.

lol, he's NOT george, he's more like keith from the office but you're right about me being elaine, jerry.

yeah but he'll probably be old fat and ugly and the personality of a slug. Can you tell your mate sor to let me back on tlc, he's such a killjoy, how can you like him?

hey lance, you should have met me on cookie roof top. Not working is the best thing in the world, i went out for lunch and spent the rest of the day drinking wine on the roof. If only i could find a guy who would happily pay for me to do nothing all day.

meh

fat chance lance. lol
hey dude, it's like happy hour in here.

Librans rule lets get sticky, nicky

hey footyfreak, i'm a libran too.
let's go out and dance lance you big pance.

Hey prance muppetcup, you're a libran too

no wonder you're a top bloke

You're a bad, bad man. I could hardly walk after last night!

Last time I get you to check my prostate Lance

lift your game uppers l u t

hey lance you don't have many stalkers, check out my page. LOSER!