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AFL Player 15: Dyson Sharp - back in the seniors - 23/4
because he wasn't dropped. He was injured. Now he's recovered. You know, like how it usually works- Words: 17
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- Post #380
- Forum: Essendon
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Unofficial Preview Anzac Day vs Collingwood Sat 25th
Robey, Farrow and Sharp!! 😍😍😍- Words: 4
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- Post #107
- Forum: Essendon
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AFL Player 26: Archer May - Re-signed to 2028!
given the truism about big guys taking longer, I reckon May is tracking pretty damn well. Also, if he continues to improve at this rate he'll be the best player in the comp by bout mid-year- Words: 37
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- Post #490
- Forum: Essendon
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AFL Player 5: Elijah Tsatas
he's looking like a solid AFL player which is pleasantly surprising and gratifying. Has some good strengths and appears to have worked on and obviated his weaknesses to a significant degree. I think most (including me) had written him off but if we can get at least some ROI on him we are in a...- Words: 58
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- Post #5,798
- Forum: Essendon
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AFL Player 11: Jade Gresham
he's still a hungry selfish prick, frankly- Words: 7
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- Post #533
- Forum: Essendon
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AFL Player 45: Tom Edwards - Back with a vengeance - 28/3
he demonstrated some impressive aerial chops today. Along with his competitiveness, skill and and his footy smarts, he is giving me some serious Nic Martin vibes. If he can become half as valuable to us as another semi-mature-aged midseason draft diamond I think it almost starts to cover that...- Words: 62
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- Post #287
- Forum: Essendon
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AFL Autopsy Loss to the Suns
Disappointing but great effort and if we're not making finals then brave losses are the perfect outcome really- Words: 18
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- Post #21
- Forum: Essendon
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Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Suns v Bombers Sat April 18th 1:15pm AEST (People First)
Ah well. Great effort- Words: 4
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- Post #164
- Forum: Gameday Autopsies
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Preview Round 6: Gold Coast vs Essendon, Carrara, Saturday 18/04, 1:15 AEST
what the actual **** is this shit??- Words: 7
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- Post #70
- Forum: Essendon
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Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 6 - Suns v Bombers Sat April 18th 1:15pm AEST (People First)
Nope. Suns ins are imposing- Words: 5
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- Post #18
- Forum: Gameday Autopsies
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NO TROLLS Elijah Hollands (GC-Carlton): Recent Developments & Mental Health Wellbeing
mate, if you think whatever he was on is performance enhancing then I don't know what to tell you- Words: 19
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- Post #306
- Forum: Scandals and Rumours
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Preview Round 6: Gold Coast vs Essendon, Carrara, Saturday 18/04, 1:15 AEST
those are some scary ins for Cold Toast- Words: 8
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- Post #64
- Forum: Essendon