I can now confirm that I have changed my vote to Sausage Rockstar.
The person who bought my vote with an ok picture of their mum laying some Barry Cable, assured me Sausage boy has given Brett Headys to a menagerie of different animals, including a centaur and a bilby.
After receiving a large influx of private messages from those wishing to buy my vote, I must stipulate that the reasonably attractive cousin in the shower or on the bog or on the bog in the shower, be a female and is actually your cousin.
Ok HACKY BUDDHA?