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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    Mate, why did you confess that a Greek did it. You could have just blamed it on the skips and got away with it. It's ok to lie sometimes. Don't worry, Santa isn't real. You will still get your presents.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    Your post started so well... Then you went on with this nonsense "I'm on the side of pineapple" One thing I do know is terrorists are targeting the wrong people. It should be people like you they go after. Merry xmas.
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    Fixture 2026 AFL Fixture

    I hate the stand rule, not because I think it has made the game worse, more so because I hate hearing the umpire yell "stand" every 5 seconds when watching a game.
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    Play Nice Derailed, (The Place to Continue Off-Topic Discussion)

    Actually all Turkish men shave down there and their underarms. Hardistan will follow suit.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    Only in Melbourne.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    The sun is shining here in Istanbul as well, so not only in Melbourne.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    I watch my bath routine in the mirror. Oh my god I am so sexy I can't look away. Adonis is jealous of me. Face the facts white boy. You're never going to be able to compete with an olive skinned European Adonis with your sunburnt peeling skin because you had your morning coffee outside but not...
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    I love Thai food. Of all the Asian foods Thai is my favourite.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    You wouldn't think that a fish that looks like this could taste so good but it was.
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    I had angler fish in a restaurant here a few years back and it was insanely good. Something like this
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    Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

    Not as boring as your cuisine. You sunbunt vegetarian Sydney-sider bastard.
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    Player Watch Ed Allan

    Welcome back you fat basterd.
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    List Mgmt. 2025 Trade/FA Thread (Cont’d)

    If you had just had a swig a few minutes before it was probably mouth alcohol.

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