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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

    At least the oil companies love me - the last time I was in a bunker, I struck oil.
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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

    Whenever I leave the golf course, there's no more food for the birds, because I usually burn all the worms.
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    Competition Season 29 Qooty Tipping - sign up now!

    My sincere condolences to the teams I'm tipping this week - I wish you better luck next week: Hawks Dragons 14 pts Roys Demons Royals Furies
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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

    A mate of mine is one of the lucky ones - he works in a nursery, and he's still raking in the cash.
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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

    On the other hand, I'm happy just to have a job right now - I'm a helluva lot better off than a lot of Aussies!!!
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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC at Abdu Prison

    Well since you tagged me, you asked for this: Daryl was a pisshead, and wife Sharon was over it, and decides to take on a lover. Daryl and his mate Denis head off to the footy on Saturday arvo, so Sharon calls lover Thommo over for a visit. Sharon and Thommo are going for it on the couch, when...
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    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    Reminds me of this one. Pick the odd one out - crab, prawn, crayfish, barramundi, Chinaman that's just been hit by a car. Of course it's the barramundi: all the rest are crushed Asians.
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    Official Match Thread Season 29 Round 11 - Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks at Underground Stadium

    Why don't you work tomorrow, and then have 4 days off?
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    Game Day Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

    A mate of mine reckons his fuel economy has gone through the roof in recent times. He says he's now getting 3 weeks per gallon.

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