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  1. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Las Vegas Bears Season 31 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ #friendsfamilyflogs #timetohunt

  2. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Las Vegas Bears Season 31 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ #friendsfamilyflogs #timetohunt

  3. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ Las Vegas Bears Season 31 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ #friendsfamilyflogs #timetohunt

    I'm Ron Swanson and I approve of this thread. I have just this message for the team.
  4. Ron Swanson

    Competition Trial match - Las Vegas Bears vs Death Valley Serpents - Stadium in the Sky

    I'm Ron Swanson, and I approve of this message. If we win, of course I shall take the credit. If we lose, then all the blame shall lay at the feet of Test Tickle .
  5. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears | Season 30 Team Thread | ONE IN ALL IN !!

    I want you to know, that it required very little effort on my behalf to take your life's great work away from you.
  6. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    There is a strength in silence that many in this make believe land seem to lack the fortitude to withstand. I salute you Bears. Now I'm off to Food n Stuff to prepare for my time in isolation at one of my several, hand crafted, log cabins at an undisclosed location. Trespassers will be...
  7. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    The Ron Swanson Review. We won, well done. Do it again next week. Ron.
  8. Ron Swanson

    Event The S29 Trade Period

    This offer is insulting, the only thing I hold in lower esteem than Brad Hardie is skim milk.
  9. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    How did you get access to my likeness?
  10. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    Couldn't agree more, Walken is clearly not suited to this role and is nothing but a waste of money that could be better spent on higher quality steak and scotch. This week, the team is to watch the greatest war movie ever made, The Bridge on the River Kwai That is all.
  11. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    A most satisfying victory. My influence has been profound on this group.
  12. Ron Swanson

    Official Match Thread Season 29 | Round 3 | East Side Hawks v Las Vegas Bears @ The Eyrie

  13. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    Step into my office and we'll discuss this at length.
  14. Ron Swanson

    Official Match Thread Season 29 | Round 3 | East Side Hawks v Las Vegas Bears @ The Eyrie

    Hey everyone, shut up. As the current assistant coach, and future head coach of the Las Vegas Bears, I'd just like to offer this encouragement to the players for their upcoming game of whatever ridiculous sport this is.
  15. Ron Swanson

    Official Team Thread The Las Vegas Bears Season 29 - Congratulations B&F Cap.

    A real man takes accountability for his failures and owns up to them. I will be awaiting Art Vandelay_ 's resignation on my desk in the morning. Also, don't ever @ me in that tone again son, it wouldn't be favourable for your longevity.
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