Recent content by Smokin Joe

Nah, the violin isn't needed at all. Over here, it is widely known that the players only go on the trip for a fortnight jolly. In fact most of our best players are unable to make the trip as they are tee totallers. This causes a conflict for the Jesuits among them who are not allowed to be...

That's right lads - there is really no point our scallion pickers turning up on Friday They'll probably play about 10 minutes and the game will be abandoned due to all our outfield players coming down with cramp, with you lot 54-0 up obviously. It really isn't fair that all our guys had to...

:) True, I forgot that bit where you have to release the ball!!!! I never actually got to tell you that I DID think he would kick that point under the Cusack stand - I don't know why but the difficult ones come easy to him. In saying that though, that just about cancelled out the hand pass...

Heganboy - we may as well unite, than take the hand out of each other like we usually do!!!! Still for some reason I can't get my mind focussed on our antipodean rivals just yet. BTW, this game should suit Paddy, you can run all day and you even have extra wide posts for the odd erring...

... Hats, flags and headbands......... Get your colours here, only one euro........