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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 12 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at The Underground Stadium

    I've never paid attention to the name of the shopping centre before. I just rock up, play and go home
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 12 - Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at The Underground Stadium

    What's a Los Carraras Shopping Centre and why should I be going there?
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 9: Gumbies FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at The House of Gumby

    Good morning and Happy Thursday to those who celebrate such an occasion. May this end of the work week be productive and all prepared for a big Qooty match this weekend
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    What the hell was that? I don't know what happened pre-game, but I have it on very good authority that allowing Qichael Qoss into our dressing room was a bad idea Well played Roys As for us, back to the training ground (aka pub) for another crisis meeting #ratsincrisis
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    #RatsInCrisisStill
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    HUMANITY UPDATE: There are 8.5 hours left to find out whether someone is stupid enough to bid on a chicken nugget that looks like a penis. I can confirm there are still ZERO BIDS. Will humanity survive? Join me later for an update!
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    14 hours and 10 mins left Humanity is still hanging on as there’s been ZERO BIDS!
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    That’s a dick move but pure desperation to try to survive in this climate.
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    Give him a time 2 hours prior and he might make it on time 🤣
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    They'll actually be wearing glasses and carrying sticks this time
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    We can’t guarantee facilities to conduct the game this werk We may need to resort to using jumpers as goalposts and blind people as goal umpires #r#ratsincrisis
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 8: Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at The Underground Stadium

    Good afternoon, Swamprats and Roys It's been a long minute since I've contributed this season. Turns out mental health and stress are a real bitch. Anyway it's good to return to the Underground while dealing with 20,000 other things in the background. How are we all travelling?
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 6: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at The Snow Dome

    I cannot confirm if there was a jet ski That might be other paraphernalia Next raid is going to turn up Jerry Cans of petrol alongside massive amounts of drugs
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 6: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at The Snow Dome

    How dare you criticise me for showing someone a sports clip :sadv1: It couldn't wait, I swear on my life
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    Official Match Thread Season 41 Round 6: Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at The Snow Dome

    Funnily enough, there was a raid on an alleged drug dealer's place a couple of weeks back There is a point, I swear Raid by the numbers 52 weed plants 38 snakes 28 dogs 19 lizards 9 cats 3 hedgehogs 1 crocodile Interested in any of those in your house 🤣
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