I'm pretty sure I've nailed this down...
Grow a beard.
Pros:
No one is going to tell you not to grow a beard.
You have a beard.
Beards are perfect for quiet contemplation.
Beards are a natural pussy magnet.
People will complement your beard = instant self esteem booster.
You have a...
Unfortunately, can't get to this Tuesday. Will be coming back from a long weekend and no for a fact I'll be copping it square up the coit and in for a long ****ing day....
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