Really? Sweet!
Sydney's mum is so fat the sun never set on her ass.
No one ever punches a Swans player in their face because they don't want their fist to catch ugly.
Buddy was better at Hawthorn
I'd like to give a special shout out to the guy in front of me at the gate. 5 minutes to the start, huge crowd behind us and old mate spends 2 minutes repeatedly refreshing his barcode and failing to get in.
"If you add it to your Google wallet you can get in without the barcode."
"I know that...
This is a pretty crazy idea but have the AFL considered getting people with a bit of common sense to run the ARC? You know, someone who can work out that they're there to overturn clearly wrong decisions, not to readjudicate for the goal umpire?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-30/body-found-in-search-for-missing-alice-springs-5yo-girl/106626314
Terrible. Hope they use the dogs to take the ****er down when they catch up with him.
The best part about Lewis Taylor winning the RS was all the Brisbane supporters on here gloating that they drafted him with the pick they got from us for Yeo.
Bevo goes for the throat
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/punching-bag-beveridge-reveals-frustrations-with-paranoid-afl-after-fresh-draft-rule-changes/news-story/516da2a75987bdf5af1e83c133b7d101
I mean, when the man's right he's right.
They'd bring us high quality, crystal clear vision of Daicos on the bench and we'd be analysing the reflection on the glasses of the physio sitting behind him to see if the ball hit the post.