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    Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

    Was changing my bed the other day and a daddy long legs crawled on to the bed. Was shitting myself. Now i've read this thread, i think i will leave him alone just in case something worse comes along.
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    Boxing Day Shopping

    People go crazy here to a similar level Americans do for Black Friday. I don't get it. I was in Portland for Black Friday last year and most places had 30-40% off old stock, so nothing new. In one of the shopping centres there was a line 200 metres long to get into Apple Store. Saw a sign in...
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    Little things you do just to be a dick

    When people offer me finger food at parties i respond with "No thanks, i'm driving" I get some bewildered looks. My mates hate it because they've heard it over a thousand times, but the important thing is that i get a cheap laugh out of it.
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    Words you dislike

    Bundle - like when telecommunication companies use it. I get it is probably the most apt word for what they are offering but it shits me. Car Pool - people who say it just sound wanky.
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    Things you believed when you were a child

    When i asked my brother what a dirty word meant who always said "I'll tell you when you're older" yet when i got older i don't remember what those words were. Proably should have kept record of it.
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    Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

    Re: Driving One thing i have noticed more often these days - maybe it has always been happening but i'm more aware of it now - it is when you are driving a long a road, and from your left a car pulls up from their street to the give way sign at a lightning speed and they slam on the brakes. It...
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    Food, Drink & Dining Out Types of hangover

    For someone who has at least 1 big drinking session a week i've found the best thing to reduce a hangover is berocca and panadol. Before i go to bed have a berocca and 1 panadol and you will wake up feeling okay the next day, just a little bit tired.
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    Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

    Just spent 5 weeks travelling through US. I could write a thesis. Where do i start... Boarding a plane - do not block the aisle sorting out how much stuff you need for your flight. It's simple: headphones/device/book/magazine, etc. Have it in your hand ready to go before you even board the...
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    Overrated things in life

    Lining up for hours for a retail store sale. Unless Myer are giving away free tvs with reach arounds this Boxing Day, then i will be in bed nice and cozy at 4am. With the expansion of internet shopping these days, i'm sure you can fine your dress cheaper elsewhere and not have to shitfight...
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    Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

    Everytime i am in a souvenir shop i always look for Bort license plates.
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    Annoying things at Red Rooster

    Felt like garlic bread one night so stopped at drive thru. Saw chick take it out of freezer and throw it into microwave for about 90 seconds. When i got home it was saturated and frozen in the middle. I wasn't surprised, just disappointed.
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    The Official Week 7 Thread "A warrior is reborn"

    It was second game of season vs Wolves. Before Chandler got injured and they turned to shit. Fans just booed and hissed them off the court. Went to about 4 other games where home team lost and it never got that bad.
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    Kris Kringle - Secret Santa Gift Ideas

    Whenever i go to tourist attractions i buy the photo, and give it to people at work. It is classic. Because it is printed on quality paper no one is willing to discard it.
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    The "You had to be there" moments

    Was in New York a few weeks ago at Top of the Rock. We were just leaving the observation deck area, and there was a slow line going through the rotating door. Anyway we were about 2 people away from getting through and this African American dude in front of me just shrugged his shoulders and...
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    The Official Week 7 Thread "A warrior is reborn"

    Naturally Kobe was going to look rusty today, but he has certainly lost more than a yard of pace. Good to see Knicks get smashed as well. Hated their fans when i saw them last month.
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