Recent content by Wadsworth

The Freo supporter next to us had some creative interpretation that every time an Eagle was tackled he "tried to fend off and had prior". So, of course, we started sarcastically noted that "he was lucky to get away with that fend off" whenever we were tackled. Only lasted about 10 minutes...

Nah, if they were ever gonna get up for a game it would be against Gold Coast last year. And we thank them for it.

Positive: multiple clubs turned down our 2024 1st draft pick to save us from our own stupidity.

Dark Sharks, can we get your view on the strategic importance of imploding in a preseason scratchie as a step towards our goal of folding the club? We're playing 4D checkers here, guys.

I’m interested why that’s noteworthy. Do you not think that’s gross?

Rumours in the industry have been circling for weeks now and I’ve had it put to me on very good authority from multiple people that I trust that Harley Reid has sustained a season ending Corkie. - Sam McClure

I don't care. Worth it!

Scrap the Rookie list... Madness! We need to start thinking like the AFL and work out how to commercialise it instead. Sell the naming rights to it and we could be welcoming Loch Rawlinson to the new Shandong Gold List and the AFL can collect another revenue stream to pump back into Victorian...

I hear they are now building up to the new 2,000 meter run to replace the 2km run.

Yeah nah. Motivating is not just about pissing stories of unicorns and rainbows. Do you think the playing group was a bit down on confidence and Simmo comes in and says "Morning fellas. I really think we can win this game". And the playing group all said "f$#k yeah, I hadn't thought of that". I...

So, a couple more seasons for Shuey then?

Nah, this is fundamentally wrong and the mindset of where unsuccessful middle management go to die. It’s been shown in quite extensive research that the most successful CEOs promote their own redundancy and rely on others extensively. They really encourage the greater good rather than need their...

Disagree. They're predictable every time they're a bunch of kents... so all the time.

I'm hearing Bock and Gunston are from Cairns.

Holy crap, Sliding Doors is bad. I hadn't read it for maybe a couple of years. Did it get worse, or did I forget how bad it was?