Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 3: Try Hard with a Kengeance

[Doctor Feel]

It's not that black and white. You can bet your left nut on that.

> 2016+1
> Thinking your political background bears any relevance to who you support

Be real. It's not 1870 and we aren't fighting for an extra few pence an hour. No doubt the crows have a pile of older conservatives but both sides would have many people from different political spectrums.

Besides, Port Adelaide is a safe labor seat, sure - but who the hell supports port and lives in Port Adelaide these days.

 

[Dylan8]

We all know that political parties are like supporting sporting teams.

Port = Labor
Adelaide = Liberal
Fitzroy = Democrats

Port = Vanilla?

 

[PatientMental]

> 2016+1
> Thinking your political background bears any relevance to who you support

Be real. It's not 1870 and we aren't fighting for an extra few pence an hour.

No but comparing them in that way pisses people off.

But lots of people do blindly support one party like they do a sporting team.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Port = Vanilla?

Adelaide = Moscato (I avoided Chardonnay)
Port = Jack Daniels

 

[PatientMental]

Adelaide = Moscato
Port = Jack Daniels

Oh please, we all know that.
Adelaide = chardonnay
Port = Goon sack

Edit: words.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Oh please, we all know that.
Adelaide = chardonnay
Port = Goon bag

Adelaide = Anne Moran
Port = Port Adelaide Witch

 

[Magus]

Oh please, we all know that.
Adelaide = chardonnay
Port = Goon sack

Edit: words.

Port = goon bag
Adelaide = colostomy bag

 

[foxport]

Most Trump parody is awful. He's beyond parody.

A frighteningly absurd and unpredictable man.

He is the parody

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Aligning sports fans with politics in a generalizing nature = pissing into a stiff breeze

 

[Doctor Feel]

Meanwhile, Obama in his mental fortress of solitude.

 

[Dylan8]

Meanwhile, Obama in his mental fortress of solitude.

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She's dead.... Wrapped in plastic

 

[Harlott]

It's weird people are like, oh my poor muslims, Trump is going to destroy them. He hasn't fired a bullet yet.

Obama dropped 26,000+ bombs in 2016 alone.

So how many do ya reckon Trump will drop if he's, as he has said, going to bomb the s**t out of them?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just had a taxi driver tell me about another transition of power that will occur within the next fortnight.

He says if she isn't already the queen will be dead in the next two weeks. Couldn't tell me if Charles or Willie will take over but it is definitely happening and then Milkum Ternbool will start the move to a republic.

I couldn't give two ****s if the queen lives or dies but I did take issue with it being a transition of power. How does the queen have any power?

 

[Pappagallo]

Adelaide = Anne Moran
Port = Port Adelaide Witch

Now there's a blast from the past.

 

[NEGAN]

So how many do ya reckon Trump will drop if he's, as he has said, going to bomb the s**t out of them?

I don't want to get into another debate about it, but surely you can the slight hypocrisy of it all.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I don't want to get into another debate about it, but surely you can the slight hypocrisy of it all.

Shhh Negan, you shouldn't have replied!

 

[Doctor Feel]

I just had a taxi driver tell me about another transition of power that will occur within the next fortnight.

He says if she isn't already the queen will be dead in the next two weeks. Couldn't tell me if Charles or Willie will take over but it is definitely happening and then Milkum Ternbool will start the move to a republic.

I couldn't give two ****s if the queen lives or dies but I did take issue with it being a transition of power. How does the queen have any power?

That's one highly informed Taxi Driver.

 

[Harlott]

I don't want to get into another debate about it, but surely you can the slight hypocrisy of it all.

I suppose I prefer the slight hypocrisy of Obama...

 

[68vette]

Port Adelaide has pretty much always been a federal labor seat.

Since 1949. If Labor lost Port Adelaide it would be the end of them as a power.

 

[Janus]

I just had a taxi driver tell me about another transition of power that will occur within the next fortnight.

He says if she isn't already the queen will be dead in the next two weeks. Couldn't tell me if Charles or Willie will take over but it is definitely happening and then Milkum Ternbool will start the move to a republic.

I couldn't give two ****s if the queen lives or dies but I did take issue with it being a transition of power. How does the queen have any power?

He must listen to No Agenda. That's the kind of thing Adam Curry would come up with.

 

[Grave Danger]

I'm sure Sydney Thunder 'star' Chris Green's girlfriend only looks 14...

 

[PatientMental]

Since 1949. If Labor lost Port Adelaide it would be the end of them as a power.

And before that most of port was a part of hindmarsh, which was practically labor the entire time it had port in it.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I'm sure Sydney Thunder 'star' Chris Green's girlfriend only looks 14...

So does he though

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm sure Sydney Thunder 'star' Chris Green's girlfriend only looks 14...

He is 12.

 

[edgie]

Port Adelaide would vote for whoever is protecting the local workers, industries, and manufacturing. Right now in America, that's the 'right wing', or so it claims to. Time will tell. If Australian Liberal decided it wanted to open a heap of new industries in the Port, or even just the entire state, instead of closing them down, a voters might change minds. Traditionally it has always been Labor spruiking those policies.