Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 170000 page shitfight thread - Part 3

[William Wonka]

William "Ablett" Wonka

Is that
Ablett 'Little master, soon to be back at the cattery brownlow medalist' Jnr.
Or.
Ablett 'Mark of the century, GOAT, Matthews was a sniping plodder and Carey is a creampuff' Snr?

 

[firefighter]

Getting a Brownlow vote on 1 working leg, imagine next year when both are working!!

Meh.. Dangerfield ripped your team apart on just one leg.

The two biggest sooks in the game are Geewrong players!

Do you even football? Goddard and J Reiwoldt don't play for the Mighty Cats.

 

[Xtreme]

Meh.. Dangerfield ripped your team apart on just one leg.



Do you even football? Goddard and J Reiwoldt don't play for the Mighty Cats.

Wrong the biggest sooks of all are Biblett and Sookwood

With Chris Scott behind by just a whisker

 

[firefighter]

Wrong

Not sure what you mean.

 

[A Cut Above]

Apparently Watts has nominated Port

Hopper
Smith
Stringer
Watts
34 Year Old With Bung Shoulder

#whenitmatters

 

[firefighter]

Apparently Watts has nominated Port

Someone actually wanting to go to SA instead of leaving. Not the sort of person you'd want at the Mighty Cats, slow learner, took him over 5 years to even look like a football player.

34 Year Old With Bung Shoulder

I expect that to get better now that he doesn't have to carry the whole team.

 

[A Cut Above]

I expect that to get better now that he doesn't have to carry the whole team.

Instead of carrying 21 players on his shoulders he'll be carrying 19 with help from Dangerwood.

 

[firefighter]

with help from Dangerwood

And Duncatoo.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Jarman Impey. Lulz.
Probably an upgrade on Hartung still.

 

[A Cut Above]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-10-09/eagles-ruck-legend-heads-east-to-the-swans

LOL Geelong flogs thought they'd be getting Cox as a ruck coach. Everyone's giving your club the finger!

 

[firefighter]

a ruck coach

You need a coach for that? Jump high hit ball, I could coach that. Applying as we speak. Dear whorefawn......

 

[Lethality]

Now the overrated Bartel is considering a comeback. Please make it happen.

 

[Xtreme]

Now the overrated Bartel is considering a comeback. Please make it happen.

Because his career as Superman didn't take off !

 

[Catsnlakers]

The most effective Geelong flog is this thread is a Hawthorn poster.

William "Ablett" Wonka

That's discounting yourself of course, your self-trolling never ceases to amaze.

 

[A Cut Above]

Now the overrated Bartel is considering a comeback. Please make it happen.

It'd be just like Bartel to take a punt on this brave move, you could say he was brought up to like the bash.. and crash.

 

[chefmeister]

I expect that to get better now that he doesn't have to carry the whole team.

This one is stinging the Hawkies bad, firstly they tell us how past it he is and then try to convince us why we shouldn't take him.
LULZ not even a thin veil over their sore spot on that one.

Jarman Impey. Lulz.
Probably an upgrade on Hartung still.

What was Hartung's last effective game for the squawks again, 5 handballs with 3 clangers before being benched..?

dat yoof tho

You need a coach for that? Jump high hit ball, I could coach that. Applying as we speak. Dear whorefawn......

Tyrone will need a coach as it's the only place left the mayblooms can try him after he's pretty much shat in every other spot on their ground.

 

[ChappyUK]

Outside of Whimpey no word on the 2nd 'big' name.

William Wonka. What's your thoughts on these useless Hawks that thought they had 2 big names 'Done and dusted' Laughable right?

 

[Lethality]

Handbaggers seem obsessed with mercenaries. I'd rather we continue to develop our exciting youth while adding a player or two here and there as role players. Proven formula.

 

[ChappyUK]

Handbaggers seem obsessed with mercenaries. I'd rather we continue to develop our exciting youth while adding a player or two here and there as role players. Proven formula.

I hope the Hawks continue to do that as well. Guaranteed 12th.

 

[A Cut Above]

Handbaggers seem obsessed with mercenaries.

More of a Chris Scott thing since they only initiated this policy after he arrived. Gotta land contract extensions somehow, especially when the gameplan consists exclusively of handballing through the corridor and guarding blades of grass.

 

[Lethality]

I hope the Hawks continue to do that as well. Guaranteed 12th.

It was the introduction of the exciting youth that saw Hawthorn recover after a bad start, so it's probably guaranteed improvement at this stage. As well as guaranteed flags in the recent past.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

**** I hope Vickery finishes top 3 next year then.

Your entire existence is based around hope.

 

[chefmeister]

Outside of Whimpey no word on the 2nd 'big' name.

William Wonka. What's your thoughts on these useless Hawks that thought they had 2 big names 'Done and dusted' Laughable right?

Well as you know they do “always get their man”.

I wonder at just what moment they decided Vickery was their man..?

...probably right from the start when they realised they were the only club who wanted to be in the race for him...

 

[Xtreme]

Your entire existence is based around hope.

As is yours you Catflog

Hope that Dangerflog and Sookwood finally click and deliver a flag.

Hope that your youf finally shake off the spud tag

Hope that Cockatoo can play more than a quarter of football every 6 months!

Hope that GCS don't make Ablett retire

 

[A Cut Above]

Your entire existence is based around hope.

My hopes came true when Geelong was smashed in the prelim - you know, that game right before you vanished from the Bay for a week?

The continued under-performance of your club's list thrills me. I should send Chris Scott a Chrismas card.