Pugsley
TheBrownDog
I'll have a Paddle Pop just not that one.That's what you want people to believe. The tribunal session is on record.
Friday 8:46am - 20th October, 2017
Ant Bear sits outside the Sweet FA Tribunal Courthouse awaiting his hearing
Clerk: Ant Bear your hearing will commence in a few moments.
AB: My lawyer hasn't arrived yet, the club said they'd send one.
??: Heeya AB, ready for the hearing!!?
AB: Cloud_ this is not the time, I'm very stressed as this is my first tribunal hearing and if it doesn't go right Butler might just have enough momentum to sack me. Now where's the lawyer the club sent?
C: Standing in front of ya AB, now take these balloons, they'll cheer you up after a rough week.
AB: ...Haha, sorry I thought I just heard you say you were my lawyer for a moment. I must be losing it.
C: Oh you heard right, I'll representing you today. Sit back and chill, everything's gonna be just fine.
AB: WHAT THE ****! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? There's got to be some mistake, you're not even qualified to be a lawyer!
C: Relax. In the State of Virginia, anyone who passes the Bar Exam can be a lawyer.
AB: You've never passed the Bar Exam and this isn't Virginia!!!!!
C: SHHH! The jury don't know that yet.
Clerk: Ant Bear please enter the courthouse for your hearing.
TO BE CONTINUED...