Song Contest Part VII, Host: Sepp Blatter, Theme: Ashes, Noms Due: Sunday 7:00pm ACDT

[Plugger35]

Jesus. Most people throw rice, I would have thrown a rice cooker.

I would have thrown up if I was at a wedding and had to listen to that soppy s**t.

 

[GreyCrow]

I would have thrown up if I was at a wedding and had to listen to that soppy s**t.

Hold up an Adam Sandler picture as they walk back down

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I would have thrown up if I was at a wedding and had to listen to that soppy s**t.

You mustn’t deal well with weddings then because there’s wedding songs ten times soppier than that.

 

[El Dubya]

It wasn't really an aisle, more of a path. Outdoor weddings are superior to that churchy bullshit.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Weddings are great, getting married is stupid.

 

[El Dubya]

Weddings are great, getting married is stupid.

You just haven't met the right girl yet.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Weddings are great, getting married is stupid.

I've got my best mate's wedding in two weeks. Idiot is he.

 

[El Dubya]

I've got my best mate's wedding in two weeks. Idiot is he.

If he's best mates with the likes of you

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

If he's best mates with the likes of you

 

[richoatthedisco]

My brother got married at Ripponlea, my sister in her backyard. Both were awesome days, one was thousands of dollars cheaper.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Weddings are when both the groom and brides families make it all about them and not the two getting married.

It’s overrated and I don’t plan on ever doing it.

 

[Smeg Head]

Weddings are when both the groom and brides families make it all about them and not the two getting married.

It’s overrated and I don’t plan on ever doing it.

Why would you say this once they finally legislate to allow you to? :S

 

[NaturalDisaster]

My brother got married at Ripponlea, my sister in her backyard. Both were awesome days, one was thousands of dollars cheaper.

Receptions can be fun the rest is a bore though.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Why would you say this once they finally legislate to allow you to? :S

Very funny *slow clap*

 

[Plugger35]

You mustn’t deal well with weddings then because there’s wedding songs ten times soppier than that.

This is the only wedding song that should be allowed.

 

[El Dubya]

Weddings are when both the groom and brides families make it all about them and not the two getting married.

It’s overrated and I don’t plan on ever doing it.

You're just not getting invited to the right weddings and you haven't met the right girl. Or you don't have enough assets to make the legal aspects of marriage worthwhile.

Also once you're married your anniversary is a time when you're guaranteed sex, so at least you'll get it once a year.

 

[El Dubya]

Another song from or wedding:


Saw these guys live, got a bit high, good time.

 

[GreyCrow]

Also once you're married your anniversary is a time when you're guaranteed sex, so at least you'll get it once a year.

And the reason El Dubya is smiling??

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Why would you say this once they finally legislate to allow you to? :S

All the jokes available and you go for this one?? Thought you were better than that smeggy.

 

[El Dubya]

And the reason El Dubya is smiling??

Tomorrow night actually.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Dub's wedding:

 

[NaturalDisaster]

All the jokes available and you go for this one?? Thought you were better than that smeggy.

Stfu oes

 

[El Dubya]

Dub's wedding:

My wife isn't fat thank you very much.

 

[richoatthedisco]

My wife isn't fat thank you very much.

Artist's impression, meant to symbolise the middle of the road music played at your wedding.

Also, that bride's not fat. I'd get behind her.

 

[GreyCrow]

Dub's wedding:

This one